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Looks like that ex mower must have flashed a piece in the back yard and somebody stuck a sawed off up it's ass and pulled the trigger until it went CLICK!

Quote from: brandt on July 29, 2008, 11:37:28 AM
Looks like that ex mower must have flashed a piece in the back yard and somebody stuck a sawed off up it's ass and pulled the trigger until it went CLICK!

Jesus.

You said it man, nobody fucks with the man who lives with his mother, the other nine toed woman

Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 28, 2008, 07:36:09 PM

Quote from: Dude1967 on July 28, 2008, 10:25:11 AM

Quote from: Turtle on July 27, 2008, 06:20:53 PM
You know if you look closely at the article, it's actually pretty fucked up.

I mean why shouldn't the guy be able to shoot his own lawn mower?

Why are the police involved and these exorbitant penalties (6 and half years in prison!

$11,000 in fines!)?

Dudes, thats the crazy part man, I mean, they are making a crime out of aggression, they
are trying to cut our dicks off man.

Aggression is a natural emotion, and as long as you don't use it to hurt anyone else, then
I think its cool, I mean, its gotta be expressed some way.

Shit we've come a long way from the days of Sam Elliot.

6 1/2 years in prison just for shooting his own lawnmower!!! Damn!!!

And the reporter makes a joke out of the article, and the guys pic is up there like
the poster child for "loser". And everybody who reads it...laughs.

But this is somebody's life man.

Actually, he's probably facing stiffer penalties for using a sawed-off shotgun than if he had used oone with a full length barrel.  I believe that in most states, it is a felony to posses a sawed-off shotgun.  But I admit I don't know that for certain.

You didn't think he was rolling out naked, did ya?

No, I'm just saying he should have left the barrel length alone   

Quote from: Dude1967 on July 30, 2008, 10:24:56 PM

Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 28, 2008, 07:36:09 PM

Quote from: Dude1967 on July 28, 2008, 10:25:11 AM

Quote from: Turtle on July 27, 2008, 06:20:53 PM
You know if you look closely at the article, it's actually pretty fucked up.

I mean why shouldn't the guy be able to shoot his own lawn mower?

Why are the police involved and these exorbitant penalties (6 and half years in prison!

$11,000 in fines!)?

Dudes, thats the crazy part man, I mean, they are making a crime out of aggression, they
are trying to cut our dicks off man.

Aggression is a natural emotion, and as long as you don't use it to hurt anyone else, then
I think its cool, I mean, its gotta be expressed some way.

Shit we've come a long way from the days of Sam Elliot.

6 1/2 years in prison just for shooting his own lawnmower!!! Damn!!!

And the reporter makes a joke out of the article, and the guys pic is up there like
the poster child for "loser". And everybody who reads it...laughs.

But this is somebody's life man.

Actually, he's probably facing stiffer penalties for using a sawed-off shotgun than if he had used oone with a full length barrel.  I believe that in most states, it is a felony to posses a sawed-off shotgun.  But I admit I don't know that for certain.

You didn't think he was rolling out naked, did ya?

No, I'm just saying he should have left the barrel length alone   

The dude probably shouted at his lawn mower...........YOU THINK I'M FUCKING AROUND HERE?  ...then blew the fuck out of it. 

Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 31, 2008, 01:01:02 AM

Quote from: Dude1967 on July 30, 2008, 10:24:56 PM

Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 28, 2008, 07:36:09 PM

Quote from: Dude1967 on July 28, 2008, 10:25:11 AM

Quote from: Turtle on July 27, 2008, 06:20:53 PM
You know if you look closely at the article, it's actually pretty fucked up.

I mean why shouldn't the guy be able to shoot his own lawn mower?

Why are the police involved and these exorbitant penalties (6 and half years in prison!

$11,000 in fines!)?

Dudes, thats the crazy part man, I mean, they are making a crime out of aggression, they
are trying to cut our dicks off man.

Aggression is a natural emotion, and as long as you don't use it to hurt anyone else, then
I think its cool, I mean, its gotta be expressed some way.

Shit we've come a long way from the days of Sam Elliot.

6 1/2 years in prison just for shooting his own lawnmower!!! Damn!!!

And the reporter makes a joke out of the article, and the guys pic is up there like
the poster child for "loser". And everybody who reads it...laughs.

But this is somebody's life man.

Actually, he's probably facing stiffer penalties for using a sawed-off shotgun than if he had used oone with a full length barrel.  I believe that in most states, it is a felony to posses a sawed-off shotgun.  But I admit I don't know that for certain.

You didn't think he was rolling out naked, did ya?

No, I'm just saying he should have left the barrel length alone   

The dude probably shouted at his lawn mower...........YOU THINK I'M FUCKING AROUND HERE?  ...then blew the fuck out of it. 

This is my MOTHER'S YARD...there are RULES!

Quote from: SmokeytheBuddha on July 31, 2008, 08:24:25 AM

Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 31, 2008, 01:01:02 AM

Quote from: Dude1967 on July 30, 2008, 10:24:56 PM

Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 28, 2008, 07:36:09 PM

Quote from: Dude1967 on July 28, 2008, 10:25:11 AM

Quote from: Turtle on July 27, 2008, 06:20:53 PM
You know if you look closely at the article, it's actually pretty fucked up.

I mean why shouldn't the guy be able to shoot his own lawn mower?

Why are the police involved and these exorbitant penalties (6 and half years in prison!

$11,000 in fines!)?

Dudes, thats the crazy part man, I mean, they are making a crime out of aggression, they
are trying to cut our dicks off man.

Aggression is a natural emotion, and as long as you don't use it to hurt anyone else, then
I think its cool, I mean, its gotta be expressed some way.

Shit we've come a long way from the days of Sam Elliot.

6 1/2 years in prison just for shooting his own lawnmower!!! Damn!!!

And the reporter makes a joke out of the article, and the guys pic is up there like
the poster child for "loser". And everybody who reads it...laughs.

But this is somebody's life man.

Actually, he's probably facing stiffer penalties for using a sawed-off shotgun than if he had used oone with a full length barrel.  I believe that in most states, it is a felony to posses a sawed-off shotgun.  But I admit I don't know that for certain.

You didn't think he was rolling out naked, did ya?

No, I'm just saying he should have left the barrel length alone   

The dude probably shouted at his lawn mower...........YOU THINK I'M FUCKING AROUND HERE?  ...then blew the fuck out of it. 

This is my MOTHER'S YARD...there are RULES!

OVER THE LAWN!!!

You said it man, no mower fucks with the man with the sawed off!

me and Liam gonna fuck your lawn mower up.

Talk about your unchecked aggression here, but at least it's an ethos