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Quote from: Turtle on July 24, 2008, 06:28:51 PM
http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2008/07/23/mizutani.hi.turtle.love.khon

Men who are unable to achieve on a level field of play. Men who will not sign their names. Weaklings. Bums. This aggression will not stand, man!!

QuoteMen who will not sign their names.

I don't get it, please explain, sir.

Quote from: Turtle on July 24, 2008, 11:10:16 PM

QuoteMen who will not sign their names.

I don't get it, please explain, sir.

LEBOWSKI
                         Bunny Lebowski. . . She is the light
                         of my life.  Are you surprised at my
                         tears, sir?

                                     DUDE
                         Fuckin' A.

                                     LEBOWSKI
                         Strong men also cry. . . Strong men
                         also cry.

               He clears his throat.

                                     LEBOWSKI
                         I received this fax this morning.

               Brandt hastily pulls a flimsy sheet from his clipboard and
               hands it to the Dude.

                                     LEBOWSKI
                         As you can see, it is a ransom note. 
                         Sent by cowards.  Men who are unable
                         to achieve on a level field of play. 
                         Men who will not sign their names. 
                         Weaklings.  Bums.

               THE DUDE EXAMINES THE FAX:

               WE HAVE BUNNY.  GATHER ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN UNMARKED NON-
               CONSECUTIVE TWENTIES.  AWAIT INSTRUCTIONS.  NO FUNNY STUFF.

                                     DUDE
                         Bummer.

               Lebowski looks soulfully at the Dude.

                                     LEBOWSKI
                         Brandt will fill you in on the
                         details.

These could be the same people who soiled your rug

Well dude, we just don't know.

                                     DUDE
                         Why me, man?

                                     BRANDT
                         He suspects that the culprits might
                         be the very people who, uh, soiled
                         your rug, and you're in a unique
                         position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm
                         that suspicion.

You think the carpet pissers did this, man!

Well Dude, we just don't know.

Quote from: brandt on July 29, 2008, 11:12:09 AM
You think the carpet pissers did this, man!

The Turtle's life is in your hands, dude. Dude, it's in your hands