The Dudeism Forum

Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 18, 2008, 08:47:51 PM
If you fuckers  hate me than just tell me! I don't need you harassing me because I tell lame jokes. By the fuckin' way I'm 39 so stop saying I'm a fuckin' eight-year-old! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FUCKERS!!!!

What, are you a fucking park ranger now? W-dude, you're being very undude.

...............thirty nine-year-olds, dudes.

D-buddha, its like, whenever I post, you, Smokey, and Turtle just come up and bash whatever I say. I say one or to things on a subject and you guys just internet-jump me. Please, come tell me what you guys'/girls' problems with me are. Maybe there is something I can improve on short of leaving the site. personal message me, email me, whatever. I just want to end this thing NOW, man. I may be harsh but I just want it to stop. Come on man, help me. Help me.

Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 18, 2008, 10:42:27 PM
D-buddha, its like, whenever I post, you, Smokey, and Turtle just come up and bash whatever I say. I say one or to things on a subject and you guys just internet-jump me. Please, come tell me what you guys'/girls' problems with me are. Maybe there is something I can improve on short of leaving the site. personal message me, email me, whatever. I just want to end this thing NOW, man. I may be harsh but I just want it to stop. Come on man, help me. Help me.

Ok I'll give notes:
Waldo, we love you man, but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact that you're a goddamn moron.
And also let's not forget, let's NOT forget dude, that stereotyping a race....um...or religion...for...uh...um...u know....within the forum limits....that ain't legal either.

Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 18, 2008, 10:42:27 PM
D-buddha, its like, whenever I post, you, Smokey, and Turtle just come up and bash whatever I say. I say one or to things on a subject and you guys just internet-jump me. Please, come tell me what you guys'/girls' problems with me are. Maybe there is something I can improve on short of leaving the site. personal message me, email me, whatever. I just want to end this thing NOW, man. I may be harsh but I just want it to stop. Come on man, help me. Help me.

Do you know what day this is? Hello! Do you speak English? Parla fucking usted Inglese?  I'll say it again. Did we urinate on your rug? Were you listening to the story, Dude? You really are like a child who has just wandered into a movie...that metaphor couldn't be more precise regarding you.

Have you actually seen the movie? Have you paid any attention to how we fuck with each other, not just you? How almost every time we have posted back at you, it was based on one liners from The Big Lebowski?

Jesus, you gotta buck up, man. This league play, not the fucks down at the league office, dude. Far as I can tell, you're obviously not a fucking golfer. You can't bring this negativity into the semis.

The forum is the forum, and it's not going to change just because you just dragged your sorry ass into it. Get your diapers on and go watch the fucking movie, pandhejo. If you don't get it then, get a fucking job, sir. The bums will always lose! Do you hear me, Deraldostein? THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!

GO WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE.....

..........And report back to us as soon as it's done.

Phone's ringin', Deraldostein.


Fuck it, I'm heading for a cash machine. Abide

I bought the DVD and watched it last night. I'm done. I won't quote the movie though, that is your peoples thing. I'm not gonna tread on your territory.

He's fragile, man..very fragile

Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 19, 2008, 11:27:47 AM
I bought the DVD and watched it last night. I'm done. I won't quote the movie though, that is your peoples thing. I'm not gonna tread on your territory.

Did you get any leads? This is our concern, Deraldostein. Report back to the forum when you, in the meantime, I'm gettin' me a lane.

Remember, your life is in your hands...Your life is in your hands, dude.

Will you just take it easy man.

What a baby!

Brandt, all I said was that I'm not one of those people who quotes movies, okay? Besides, I think that I've gone over the border enough to get you guys angry once. I don't want to misquote it and get you guys angry again, man. With that in mind, was it really worth your time to insult me?

Calmer than you. 

Seriously, did you really get anyone angry here, Waldo? I don't know...I've been a bit distracted lately with other things.

I think that what you might be missing is that fans of The Big Lebowski like us enjoy taking lines from the movie (some of which can seem abrasive) and re-apply them in other contexts. You shouldn't take offense, for example, if someone says "Shut the fuck up." It's just the parlance of the movie.

If you're going to stay here just relax and go with the flow of the "conversations," many of which end up with lots of movie-related non sequiters. Or is it non-sequitars?

Anyway, I've started posts that went waaaay far afield here and so have others. That's kind of true to the "I am the Walrus" ethos of the movie...there often isn't a logical super-structure to the postings here....and that's ok. That's our style and we dig it.

I don't know. That's just, like, my opinion, man. Stick around, give as much as you take, and enjoy the ride here.

Oh, and I just read the post where you accuse me and others here of jumping you.

Dude, really. Come on. Life's too short. Let's just dump Donnie's ashes and go bowling, ok?

Alright Smokey! The reason I don't quote movies is because I don't have good memory. This is probably due to the head injury I suffered two years ago. The one thing that scares me more than Hitler, is that I have a peice of fascist goverment plastic wear a skull plate should be.

What the fuck is this head injury shit..psych out bullshit,ha laughable

Me and Liam we fuck you up on...What day is this?

Quote from: Waldo Deraldostein on July 20, 2008, 07:39:36 PM
Alright Smokey! The reason I don't quote movies is because I don't have good memory. This is probably due to the head injury I suffered two years ago. The one thing that scares me more than Hitler, is that I have a peice of fascist goverment plastic wear a skull plate should be.

Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

And, Waldo, "fascist" is not the preferred nomenclature; fucking nazi moron anti-Semite piece of mindless shit, please.