The Dudeism Forum

Quote from: brandt on July 15, 2008, 11:41:05 AM
Say what you will ,at least communism is an ethos, but controlling peoples' lives, rug peeing and maintaining air that you can chew..within the city limits..that's against the law, and also Dude, let's not forgot the cleft assholes.

They're nihilists, man. They believe in nosing.

Upon reflection and a strict drug regimen, I was very undude about china. I had just purchased a toilet seat and it did'nt come with the plastic screws for attaching to the bowl. I mean their is no literal connection to the chinese people, but their fascist pig gov't really fucked it up with no industry quality control. Now I'm pissed again. They should have stuck with railroads...it' Brandt at Mr. Lewbowski's

Quote from: brandt on July 16, 2008, 11:08:13 AM
Upon reflection and a strict drug regimen, I was very undude about china. I had just purchased a toilet seat and it did'nt come with the plastic screws for attaching to the bowl. I mean their is no literal connection to the chinese people, but their fascist pig gov't really fucked it up with no industry quality control. Now I'm pissed again. They should have stuck with railroads...it' Brandt at Mr. Lewbowski's

The plastic screws?

They're, uh, they're down there somewhere.  Lemme take another look.

Quote from: brandt on July 16, 2008, 11:08:13 AM
Upon reflection and a strict drug regimen, I was very undude about china. I had just purchased a toilet seat and it did'nt come with the plastic screws for attaching to the bowl. I mean their is no literal connection to the chinese people, but their fascist pig gov't really fucked it up with no industry quality control. Now I'm pissed again. They should have stuck with railroads...it' Brandt at Mr. Lewbowski's

The Chinaman is not the issue here, dude...The millionaire. He has the wealth, uh, the resources obviously, and there is no reason, no FUCKING reason, why his wife should go out and owe money and they steal the screws for attaching the seat to your toilet bowl.

.......................nothing ever changes.

My fuckin' toilet seat, it really tied the bathroom together, did it not? And they stole my fuckin screws!

I was talking about chinese food, puaj!

What's wrong with Andrea, Dude?

I keep saying dude, i fucking hate chinese food.

Obviously you're not a golfer, and you're out of your element, the screws are not the issue here...It' unchecked aggression by the fascist chicom gov't...AM I WRONG?  You're not dealing with morons here

You're joking. But perhaps you're right...but...is a very bad food 

Dude, you're being very undude here, the food is not fucked, but maybe you were dealing with a bunch of amatuers..Funny stuff

Look, nobody calls me Dude, i'm the Dudette...you got the wrong girl Dude.

Dios Mio,  Dudette, across this line you will not call me Dude! You pull any of that crazy shit in China...that's right pendajo...nobody fucks with the chicoms!

It's Brandt at Mr. Lewbowski's, and I assure you you're not dealing with morons here

Eight years chinese-old.

That's just the stress talking, man

I'm gonna get me a lane