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Media Madness Over Masturbation As TV News Crews Invade Laguna Beach

Amazing the stir a little self-pleasuring can generate ...

The story of a homeless man, Joseph Clairence Cormier II, who was allegedly caught Saturday masturbating to Internet porn on the public computers at the Laguna Beach Library, has aroused the loins of L.A. television and radio news orgs.


(this women has a very suspicious smile on her face)

Jerk off manually here - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/01/media-madness-over-mastur_n_1123777.html

Quote...has aroused the loins...

phrasing

Quote from: Landshark on December 02, 2011, 03:01:33 AM

Quote...has aroused the loins...

phrasing

An admissions of guilt on their part, perhaps?

'loins' heh heh.
as a southern californian i can say laguna beach is NOT the palce to show and touch your boners.
malibu would have been a better choice and we know what fascists they are out THERE.
seriously though, the guys an idiot, for in laguna beach even a homeless dude, if he can get it off can find a nice gay surfbum to suck him off quick in a sandy mens bathroom.
i know THAT and im a straight old hetero WOMAN for fucks sake.

Maybe the dude needs to read this shit from these crazy Mormon fucks...........

   STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION ...

"A friend a mine who had been a Mormon missionary came across this "guide," circa 1970, on tattered photocopy."

Mark E. Petersen
Council of the 12 Apostles

Be assured that you can be cured of your difficulty. Many have been, both male and female, and you can be also if you determine that it must be so.

This determination is the first step. That is where we begin. You must decide that you will end this practice, and when you make that decision, the problem will be greatly reduced at once.

But it must be more than a hope or a wish, more than knowing that it is good for you. It must be actually a DECISION. If you truly make up your mind that you will be cured, then you will have the strength to resist any tendencies which you may have and any temptations which may come to you.

After you have made this decision, then observe the following specific guidelines:

A Guide to Self-Control:

1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet processes.

2. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company.

More Mormon insanity here - http://www.moonmac.com/Mormon_masturbation.html

Personally, I prefer this advice........

    5 Fun Ways To Masturbate

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Quote from: DigitalBuddha on December 03, 2011, 10:29:24 PM
1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet processes.

I wonder if they consider warshing yer chonsson "normal toilet processes".  Personal hygiene is important, especially when you're tryin' to help your lady friend conceive.

Quote from: DigitalBuddha on December 03, 2011, 10:29:24 PMPersonally, I prefer this advice........[/b]

    5 Fun Ways To Masturbate

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Interesting that #1 is called "The Stranger".  I mean, I know he and The Dude dug each other's styles, but I didn't know the relationship was that personal. 

Quote from: Reverend Al on December 04, 2011, 04:54:09 PM

Quote from: DigitalBuddha on December 03, 2011, 10:29:24 PM
1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet processes.

I wonder if they consider warshing yer chonsson "normal toilet processes".  Personal hygiene is important, especially when you're tryin' to help your lady friend conceive.

Quote from: DigitalBuddha on December 03, 2011, 10:29:24 PMPersonally, I prefer this advice........[/b]

    5 Fun Ways To Masturbate

Jerk off manually here - http://www.mademan.com/mm/5-fun-ways-masturbate.html

Interesting that #1 is called "The Stranger".  I mean, I know he and The Dude dug each other's styles, but I didn't know the relationship was that personal.  

Well, he did say he dug the Stranger's style too.    Could be a mutual thing going on.

All new doing it electronically:

http://www.gizmag.com/realtouch-virtual-sex-device-for-men/14126/

even with cleaning instructions (see video)

Quote from: meekon5 on February 17, 2012, 09:27:59 AM
All new doing it electronically:

http://www.gizmag.com/realtouch-virtual-sex-device-for-men/14126/

even with cleaning instructions (see video)

How either of them could talk about it with a straight face, I don't know.

AH- huh huh- that's marvelous.

This is hilarious. I'm not sure why the vid is flipped over backwards but you can only tell when there is a caption up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQKASww9Ni4

Quote from: DigitalBuddha on December 03, 2011, 10:29:24 PM
Maybe the dude needs to read this shit from these crazy Mormon fucks...........

   STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION ...

"A friend a mine who had been a Mormon missionary came across this "guide," circa 1970, on tattered photocopy."

Mark E. Petersen
Council of the 12 Apostles

Be assured that you can be cured of your difficulty. Many have been, both male and female, and you can be also if you determine that it must be so.

This determination is the first step. That is where we begin. You must decide that you will end this practice, and when you make that decision, the problem will be greatly reduced at once.

But it must be more than a hope or a wish, more than knowing that it is good for you. It must be actually a DECISION. If you truly make up your mind that you will be cured, then you will have the strength to resist any tendencies which you may have and any temptations which may come to you.

After you have made this decision, then observe the following specific guidelines:

A Guide to Self-Control:

1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet processes.

2. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company.

More Mormon insanity here - http://www.moonmac.com/Mormon_masturbation.html

Personally, I prefer this advice........

     5 Fun Ways To Masturbate

Jerk off manually here - http://www.mademan.com/mm/5-fun-ways-masturbate.html

Easy there dude! My guru is a mormon. He has reservations about masturbation because it can be an addictive form of imitation love.
I used to be an addiction therapist (wrote a book called Healing the Heart of Addiction). I worked with some sex addicts for whom masturbation was a real problem. Plenty of Tantric and Daoist writing warns about depleting energy through masturbation. I mean just look at Chucky from Sons of Anarchy. Masturbation lost him all but two of his digits.

Quote from: BikerDude on February 20, 2012, 08:36:19 AM
This is hilarious. I'm not sure why the vid is flipped over backwards but you can only tell when there is a caption up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQKASww9Ni4

Is she actually for real? Or is this completely a comedy setup?

Its part of the show Louie.

Quote from: Boston Rockbury on February 20, 2012, 04:04:54 PM

Quote from: DigitalBuddha on December 03, 2011, 10:29:24 PM
Maybe the dude needs to read this shit from these crazy Mormon fucks...........

   STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION ...

"A friend a mine who had been a Mormon missionary came across this "guide," circa 1970, on tattered photocopy."

Mark E. Petersen
Council of the 12 Apostles

Be assured that you can be cured of your difficulty. Many have been, both male and female, and you can be also if you determine that it must be so.

This determination is the first step. That is where we begin. You must decide that you will end this practice, and when you make that decision, the problem will be greatly reduced at once.

But it must be more than a hope or a wish, more than knowing that it is good for you. It must be actually a DECISION. If you truly make up your mind that you will be cured, then you will have the strength to resist any tendencies which you may have and any temptations which may come to you.

After you have made this decision, then observe the following specific guidelines:

A Guide to Self-Control:

1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet processes.

2. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company.

More Mormon insanity here - http://www.moonmac.com/Mormon_masturbation.html

Personally, I prefer this advice........

     5 Fun Ways To Masturbate

Jerk off manually here - http://www.mademan.com/mm/5-fun-ways-masturbate.html

Easy there dude! My guru is a mormon. He has reservations about masturbation because it can be an addictive form of imitation love.
I used to be an addiction therapist (wrote a book called Healing the Heart of Addiction). I worked with some sex addicts for whom masturbation was a real problem. Plenty of Tantric and Daoist writing warns about depleting energy through masturbation. I mean just look at Chucky from Sons of Anarchy. Masturbation lost him all but two of his digits.

100% electronic, wave of the future, dude.