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I come before you as one of the most undudeliest men alive. I spend 40+ hours a week as a shift commander in a prison, engaging in all sorts of undudely behavior. I'm hoping Dudeism will help me learn to just say "Fuck it" in my non-work life and help bring some balance before my blood pressure equals the DOW.

I must admit I identify more with Walter than the Dude. So I may be a lost cause.

We all have our inner Walter to deal with and we all have to deal with undudeness here and there, so your battle is our battle too, dude. Good to have you here; pull up a rug, grab an oat soda; a few burgers, a few beers, your troubles are over, BigBossMan dude. Welcome to dudevana!

Quote from: DigitalBuddha on January 17, 2012, 08:36:17 PM
We all have our inner Walter to deal with and we all have to deal with undudeness here and there, so your battle is our battle too, dude. Good to have you here; pull up a rug, grab an oat soda; a few burgers, a few beers, your troubles are over, BigBossMan dude. Welcome to dudevana!

Thanks for the warm welcome. Love the Oddball picture.

Welcome Prison boss dude. Dudeism knows no boundaries and has no bouncer at the door. (St. Peter take note!)

Leave your keys and your rules and your worries behind you for a while.

Take any rug in the house in man, bars over there ..... Geddit!!!

Peace man.

Like the others say pick a rug, bars over there.

You've dipped your toe (toe i can get you a toe, no questions asked) into the water, have a look round.

you may find we piss you off so badly your stellar blood pressure can't handle being here for too long.



On the other hand you may actually find something of use, if you do tell us where and what it is so we can have it removed instantly.

interesting duality you have going there dude: generally the philosophy of stick it to the man may be self defeating since you are the man ?!?

anyhoo, welcome to our abode, try a cocktail and pull up a rug

Smoke'm if you got'em!!! Welcome dude!

BigBossMan ... just gettin' my feet wet myself ... but nobody seems to mind the water on the rug. Welcome ...

welcome boss, and welcome to YOU as well, wabisabi, enjoying your posts.
and personally, i adore walter and find him as inpirationally authentic as the dude himself. i like the think of walter and the dude as two parts of a whole. peace, dude, and i can also get you a toe, ( a theory of everything) by 3 o'clock, there ARE ways.

Quote from: milnie on January 18, 2012, 10:28:46 AM
interesting duality you have going there dude: generally the philosophy of stick it to the man may be self defeating since you are the man ?!?

anyhoo, welcome to our abode, try a cocktail and pull up a rug

Now you see my spiritual crisis/dilemma. lol

Quote from: hannahdude on January 19, 2012, 11:25:15 PM
welcome boss, and welcome to YOU as well, wabisabi, enjoying your posts.
and personally, i adore walter and find him as sinpirationally authentic as the dude himself. i like the think of walter and the dude as two parts of a whole. peace, dude, and i can also get you a toe, ( a theory of everything) by 3 o'clock, there ARE ways.

With nail polish?

WITH nail polish.
you don't wanna know.

LOL ... thanks  Hannadude, for the welcome ... and the laugh

your welcome, stranger, keep abiding and know that walter is a dude in his own way too.

We are all dudes in our own way ... and I do ... abide.

Thanks again.

Quote from: hannahdude on January 20, 2012, 03:38:22 PM
WITH nail polish.
you don't wanna know.

By noon?