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This is a conversation I had tonight with a random stranger on Omegle....it starts of fairly well! 

The other guy is the Stranger...I am "you"

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Stranger: 42? :]

You: 42 of course

Stranger: D

Stranger: !!!

Stranger:

You:

Stranger: *brofist?*

You: brofist indeed dude!

Stranger: Aww yeah.

You: Cool story!

Stranger: Man... thst movie was great :[ It's a shame less people know about it.

Stranger: *that

You: I've read the book many many times! A trilogy in 5 parts!

Stranger: I still have yet to find/buy a xopy ; - ;

Stranger: damn, typos everywhere.

You: Amazon man!

Stranger: No credit card
.
You: Debit card>

You: ?

Stranger: Nope.

Stranger: No cards other than a library card.

Stranger: And i've checked D:

You: LOl

You: Where are you man...mongolia?

Stranger: California. I'm going to assume you're from Mongolia then?

You: Yep and I live in a yurt...wifey is outside rounding up my sheep dinner!

Stranger: Yurt?

You: Mmmmmmmmm mutttttonnnnnn!

You: Tent!

You: Mongolian tent!

Stranger:

Stranger: Tent's with internet access... THAT is the future.

You: We are the 1 percent!

Stranger: Psh... I wish

Stranger: Then I'd have my copy already

Stranger: D:

You: that's the other 1%

You: we are the proper minority....Sing along now...mongolia mongolia it's better than california....

Stranger: Oh crap I love that song.

You: It's our national bloody anthem....wait till I get to the bit about Texas!

Stranger: Yeah being in California (even as lower-middle class) makes me feel spoiled.

Stranger: So much crap to do here and I don't like any of it :[

You: But the dude hails from there!

Stranger: The Dude"?

You: It is heaven to me and my ilk

You: Lebowski?

Stranger: Never got a chance :[

You: You have got to watch the big lebowski!

Stranger: I heard it's on netflix... Now all I need is to get Netflix.

You: Now stop with this dissing your state....California dreaming....here I am in the Tundra with that there snow and all and the sheep and my smelly family ...and you have open top cars to let the sunshine pour on yah....

Stranger: California isn't as dreamy as people make it out to be. That's only in the big cities.

You: and you have raisins and wine and beat poets and earthquakes....man we dream of earthquakes....

You: and Jimmy carter and that foreign dude who wants to be president and was a time traveller...

Stranger: you hope for natural disaster?

You: Hell yeah! Disaster relief would be a boon for our economy!
Stranger: That sounds sad in such an awesome way.

You: You ought to come and see this tundra man...it's open and barren and goes on and on and on and on....I have to move every two fucking months just to graze the sheep...I go round and round and round and it's always the same....sparse grass...sparse grass...stony ground.etc!

Stranger: I think I'd be refreshed as refreshing can be if I went out there.

Stranger: I would love to go away anywhere... prefferably not in luxury too.

You: Luxury to me would be warm water that I could sit in....

You: seriously...you have those things called baths I believe...where all of your body goes in and you lie down?...is that right?

You: Cos I would be in heaven if I could have one of those for ten minutes...

Stranger: Yes, yes we do. And it's little things like that that have made me such a bitter person towards the people I live near.

You: More for the sheep than me you understand.

You: What's up with you? Are your neighbours horrible? I used to have some nasty neighbours too...we just left in the end...

Stranger: Not the neighbors... just people in the states in general.

Stranger: But I get most from the people I go to school with.

You: bumped into them a few times though...was damned sure they's stolen some of the new lambs....

Stranger: I remember hearing someone "Counting their blessing" These blessing included an iPhone, a Car, a new Laptop.

Stranger: And then proceeded to complain about being tired.

Stranger: Little things like that,

You: I'm guessing you're not rich then?

Stranger: No not me. But I am content.

You: I'm very poor...I've never seen a dollar....

Stranger: How is it you have internet access... I must ask.

You: I wouldn't have any use for it !

You: I race my horses...we have tournaments every month...horse racing...archery and we trade oour sheep...

You: We have inte

You: sorry...we internet access through mongosat...which is designed for nomadic tribesmen..

Stranger: And what about power?

Stranger:

You: Batteries...and smelly diesel generators...

You: we are trying organic biofuel...sheep poo but it is hard to gather enough...as sheep poo is small...

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I know he was just a kid but hey....

Peace

Wait, wait, wait you are me? That is some pretty deep stuff man.

That is a hoot... "mongosat"...      -  and he fell for it!

 

That's brilliant DB!

QuoteWait, wait, wait you are me? That is some pretty deep stuff man.

I'm having trouble getting your head around it! 

Quote from: Caesar dude on January 14, 2012, 06:12:09 PM
That's brilliant DB!

Wave of the future, C dude; 100% electronic.

QuoteThat is a hoot... "mongosat"...      -  and he fell for it!

Turns out I wasn't that far out! 

Completely unspoiled........

I suppose there's a luxury SUV just off-camera?

Quote from: Hominid on January 16, 2012, 08:10:34 AM
I suppose there's a luxury SUV just off-camera?

You might be right there, H dude...............

...and girls on trampolines?   

Quote...and girls on trampolines?

With loose tops and no underwear? ? 

Quote from: Caesar dude on January 17, 2012, 11:07:18 AM

Quote...and girls on trampolines?

With loose tops and no underwear? ? 

No: Tight tops that are *wet*.  ;-)