The Dudeism Forum

Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 08, 2008, 10:23:34 AM
Dudes,  Johnson is not the issue here!.

My Johnson, that I need, is always my issue 

Quote from: Dude1967 on July 10, 2008, 09:48:13 AM

Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 08, 2008, 10:23:34 AM
Dudes,  Johnson is not the issue here!.

Vagina?

....and coitus, perfect combination 

Quote from: Turtle on July 10, 2008, 06:50:20 PM
Stop, you're making me uncomfortable.

Vagina makes you uncomfortable? 

The word "vagina" makes me uncomfortable yes, it sounds like an oversized giant species of venus flytrap, vagina snuffaluficus or something, like some strange breed of exotic poisonous plant that resides in the jungles of foreign countries, or also it sounds like some pain that a grandmother is always complaining about, "sonny can you get my pills from the medicine cabinet, my vagina is acting up again...."

So "vagina" is not my preferred nomenclature, "pussy" or "that sweet jellyroll"....please!

By the way, Forumdude, is there a setting you can change to allow the site to add a cookie to my browser so I dont have to keep logging in over and over if i close the tab?

what in cod's name are you blathering about. Oh and by the way keeping a bad one liner in one's repa toire, it's against the law two...so I want to correct a pickup line submitted to the turtle, it goes like this: Can I buy YOU a drink or would you rather have the money..it really ties the line together

Theres no literal connection, your roll.

  Its like Lenin said, you look for the vagina...

I am the walrus?

Quote from: Turtle on July 11, 2008, 11:17:42 PM
I am the walrus?

SHUT THE FUCK UP, Turtle! V.I, Vagina, Vladimir Ilyich Vagina!!   

Calmer than you are