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  The goddamn car has crashed into the mountain!...............



Other "geniuses" texting while driving................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M74j8LvX6k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIEQXIkXrPU

Wow...  Just wow.

Quote from: BikerDude on November 14, 2011, 09:38:28 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIEQXIkXrPU

Its good to know they're out there, taking er' easy for all us sinners.

I love the Darwin awards. Humanity knows no bounds when it comes to the invention of ways to die.

When it's my turn, I want to be one of the herd (heart attack, car crash etc), not by doing anything spectacular, outrageous or even unnatural or on unspecific!

But hey that's just me....!

Quote from: Caesar dude on November 14, 2011, 08:09:31 PM
I love the Darwin awards. Humanity knows no bounds when it comes to the invention of ways to die.

When it's my turn, I want to be one of the herd (heart attack, car crash etc), not by doing anything spectacular, outrageous or even unnatural or on unspecific!

But hey that's just me....!

One of the best I heard was about an asshole who killed his wife, dumped her body in the house's bath tub, filled it up with gasoline and lite a match thinking he was going to "burn the evidence." I guess he forgot that liquid gasoline burns, but vaporized gasoline EXPLODES! The bath room was filled with gas vapors as he lite the match and blew the fuck out of the bath room with him in it. The stupid fuck!!

She seems to have extracted her revenge after all. Her ghost probably thought "you happy now, you crazy fuck, MARK IT ZERO!"

One I heard was of a bank robber whose pistol misfired, so he pointed it at his face looking down the barrel, then pulled the trigger till it went click. Guess what happened. Good to know he's no longer contributing to the gene pool.

Quote from: Hominid on November 16, 2011, 09:43:51 PM
One I heard was of a bank robber whose pistol misfired, so he pointed it at his face looking down the barrel, then pulled the trigger till it went click. Guess what happened. Good to know he's no longer contributing to the gene pool.

Guess he forgot about the fucking rules!! Looking for reverse in a pistol...this is not combat.

this is my johnson, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun

Quote from: milnie on November 17, 2011, 04:44:30 PM
this is my johnson, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun

Classic R. Lee Ermy line! 



Check the dude out here - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._Lee_Ermey

Fortunately, he wasn't packing one of these: