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I can't and won't get into this psychedelic bowling that most bowling alleys are promoting.
I don't need disco lights and hip-hop music to get me through my game.
I want standard lighting, a smokey cigarette haze, juke box music, rocks on hardwood and the sound of crashing pins.
I mean, I'm not trying to be a hard-on here...
I can supply my own psychedelic vision without the use of technology, ya know.
...chemically induced, the way God intended.

ROLF

Is nothing sacred...... psychedelic bowling ....... you might as well  take a little LSD while trying to knock them WHHHHHAAAT DoWn

I've had friends die face down in the muck so we can ENJOY THIS NICE CALM BOWLING ALLEY!

Doesn't anyone give a shit about the rules?!!

well i don't know... the kids really seem to enjoy it... and it's as loud and distracting as the alley usually is (for me anyway)... i must admit i do like seeing everything glowing in the dark (we purposely wear white)...

but as my everyday bowling experience? nah. too much assaulting on my delicate senses.