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It's an ethical dilemma.
Suppose a particular small person has built a strong business model around the proposition of being launched at a velcro covered target outfitted in a harness and superman suit.
Is this wrong simply because his actions demean the world of small people as a whole?
And if so does that lead to the conclusion that all the snack eating, couch sitting, spliff sparking, overweight slackers out there amount to a giant unwashed condemnation of the validity of the slacker ethos?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIAZ9QuNH7s

That's a good question man.

Unfortunately this can mean something very different in the UK from that which i believe you mean here.

Midget masturbation!

I am pretty sure midget masturbation in and of it's self is not wrong.

In cases like these I refer to the first rule of enlightenment, "enlighten the fuck up". Take 'er easy and don't make a big deal out of the small shit.

Not upsetting some people is as impossible as following the first precept in Buddhism, avoid taking life, but if you don't kill pests and disease you will die, let alone dying of starvation.

Quote from: revgms on June 22, 2011, 09:38:31 AM
...Not upsetting some people is as impossible as following the first precept in Buddhism, avoid taking life, but if you don't kill pests and disease you will die, let alone dying of starvation.

And you catch a Nazi raping your mother and the whole ball game goes out the window.



(not that a Nazi has ever raped my mother that is)

Quote from: revgms on June 22, 2011, 09:38:31 AM
I am pretty sure midget masturbation in and of it's self is not wrong....

If the midget in question is not complaining I don't see why not.

(In either case)

So is this midget masturbation a US or a UK thing? It's all getting very confusing. Couldn't find anything about it on YouTube. I'm not convinced it really exists.

Who masturbates the little fellas anyhow - that's one fuck of a weird job!

Do they get jerked off before or after you throw them at the target?

It all soulds a bit fucking screwed up to me man.

If you launch them at the target whilst they've still got a hard-on, you might not need the velcro.

Quote from: Boston Rockbury on June 26, 2011, 12:42:56 PM
If you launch them at the target whilst they've still got a hard-on, you might not need the velcro.

Oh the images brought to mind dude!

Quote from: cckeiser on June 26, 2011, 12:52:06 PM

Quote from: Boston Rockbury on June 26, 2011, 12:42:56 PM
If you launch them at the target whilst they've still got a hard-on, you might not need the velcro.

Oh the images brought to mind dude!

Must be some wear and tear on the Johnson.

"Bring on the trainer"

"Ice-pack or massage dude?"

Great midgets in history?

I vote for Bernt Ecclescake - king of motorsport

Quote from: meekon5 on June 22, 2011, 07:36:42 AM
Unfortunately this can mean something very different in the UK from that which i believe you mean here.

Midget masturbation!

Yeah well, I still toss midgets manually. 

i guess the sport of 'midget tossing' is along the same lines as this clip dudes . . . .

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xnhz_naked-gymnastics_fun

i uploaded a nice pic of tom Cruise with his wife but have just deleted as it was getting a little undude

Oh now that's fucking interesting man....
http://www.theendive.com/html/article792.html