Dudeist Meditation

Started by forumdude, May 23, 2008, 02:21:51 AM

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forumdude

Most of us are familiar with Buddhist meditation.

What would Dudeist Meditation be?
I'll tell you what I'm blathering about...

SmokeytheBuddha

Well, some may require a drug regimen to initiate or enhance the experience...The Dude, of course, uses many illicit sacraments to this end in the movie. But I believe any time you let yourself relax and be who you are in your time and place,...why, you're not a hee-ro, necessarily, but you are abiding.

The whole concept abates.

Dude1967

I believe that bowling can be in and of itself a form of meditation, kind of the whole zen thing.  Just being in the moment while you're at one with the ball, the lane, and the pins.  But that's just, like my opinion, man
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: forumdude on May 23, 2008, 02:21:51 AM
Most of us are familiar with Buddhist meditation.

What would Dudeist Meditation be?

Whale songs.

ozzy85

Quote from: digitalbuddha on June 01, 2008, 01:48:03 AM
Quote from: forumdude on May 23, 2008, 02:21:51 AM
Most of us are familiar with Buddhist meditation.

What would Dudeist Meditation be?

Whale songs.

What the fuck are you talking about?
At least I'm housebroken.

Turtle

I seem to remember the Dude doing some form of Tai Chi in his bathrobe with a caucasian in one hand while listening to music and voicemails (it was after the landlord knocked on the door).

Am I wrong?
Careful man, there's a beverage here!



No funny stuff, ok?

DigitalBuddha

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Quote from: ozzy85 on June 06, 2008, 03:44:43 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on June 01, 2008, 01:48:03 AM
Quote from: forumdude on May 23, 2008, 02:21:51 AM
Most of us are familiar with Buddhist meditation.

What would Dudeist Meditation be?

Whale songs.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Let me tell you something, pendejo............

Dude, get thou to your tube and watch the fucking movie. The dude is listening to Whale songs while burning the sacred herb in his tub. Unfortunately, the fucking Nihilists crashed the dude's pad, fucked up his answering machine and tossed a amphibious rodent in the dude's bath water. Hey, this is a private residence, man! What was the dude listening to? Songs of the Whale, dude.


Turtle

You're not wrong.

But am I wrong?

Are we gonna split hairs here?
Careful man, there's a beverage here!



No funny stuff, ok?

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Turtle on June 08, 2008, 01:30:34 AM
You're not wrong.

But am I wrong?

Are we gonna split hairs here?

Donny,  Please.

Turtle

Careful man, there's a beverage here!



No funny stuff, ok?

DigitalBuddha


Turtle

She'll suck your cock for $1000.

(kinda expensive huh, hmm)
Careful man, there's a beverage here!



No funny stuff, ok?

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Turtle on June 09, 2008, 06:24:13 AM
She'll suck your cock for $1000.

(kinda expensive huh, hmm)

"I paid too much for it, but it's worth it."     

         - Samuel Goldwyn

Dude1967

Quote from: digitalbuddha on June 10, 2008, 09:24:05 PM
Quote from: Turtle on June 09, 2008, 06:24:13 AM
She'll suck your cock for $1000.

(kinda expensive huh, hmm)

"I paid too much for it, but it's worth it."     

         - Samuel Goldwyn
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine...
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Dude1967 on June 12, 2008, 12:04:27 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on June 10, 2008, 09:24:05 PM
Quote from: Turtle on June 09, 2008, 06:24:13 AM
She'll suck your cock for $1000.

(kinda expensive huh, hmm)

"I paid too much for it, but it's worth it."     

         - Samuel Goldwyn
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine...

That marvelous! Pick up an extra 100 clams for Brant.