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OVER THE LINE!!! VERY IMPORTANT!!! BE VERY CAREFUL!

Everyone, PLEASE, when buying your illegal alien Driver's License, make sure that your girl friend (your "little Chokeeta") is in the picture so no one will know that it's a fake...



What's a driver's license, Walter? Shut the fuck up, Jose...

Jose "Pepe"  Pacheco y Cholita "Coqueta" Rodriguez, his special ladyfriend.

You mean coitus?

Jose treats driver's licenses like women, man.

 

it's a zesty enterprise...

Jose...get outta that fucking car, man. And stop fucking with your special lady friend! 

He's a good man...  and thorough

Jose, Who're you working for?  Lebowski?  Uh, Jackie Treehorn?

Jose is a driver with a rash in his ass.

And his  son can't hold a job, his daughter's married to a fuckin' loser.
             

..............So he says, "My special lady friend's a pain in the ass. She's always tryin' to bust my friggin drivers license, my daughter's married to a Jose loser bastard, I got a rash.......

Quote from: digitalbuddha on April 14, 2008, 10:29:59 PM
..............So he says, "My special lady friend's a pain in the ass. She's always tryin' to bust my friggin drivers license, my daughter's married to a Jose loser bastard, I got a rash.......

I got a rash too, man...

We are sympathizing here, Dude..............

Quote from: digitalbuddha on April 14, 2008, 10:29:59 PM
..............So he says, "My special lady friend's a pain in the ass. She's always tryin' to bust my friggin drivers license, my daughter's married to a Jose loser bastard, I got a rash.......

But you know him, he can't complain.