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The measure of a man's quality of life is the dust on the alarm clock.

Quote from: Colonel John Hubertz on June 06, 2009, 11:16:09 PM
The measure of a man's quality of life is the dust on the alarm clock.

What's an alarm clock, Colonel?

Never judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes.

1)   because you are then a mile away and,
2)   because you then have his shoes.

All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back.

'If somethings hard to do then its probably not worth doing'

the daze of sensation and reality when you wake up in the morning . . . .

I personally subscribe to my favorite lines from "Tremors", with Earl and Val as a couple of very dudely dudes...

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Earl Bassett: We gotta run. We've got a schedule to keep.
Valentine McKee: Yeah. See, we plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now. Earl explained it to me.

rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

If you give a lazy man a hard job he will find a easy way to do it.

I love this one. Is this yours?

Pin Dudeism is to Dudeism (The Church Of The Latter-Day Dude) as Zen Buddhism is to Buddhism.

The "Pin" in Pin Dudeism is a bowling pin, of course, which according to Pin Dudeists, points to the true nature of reality, and the repeated meditation upon which can result in a STRIKE!...Pintori...Enlightenment...

Like Zen, Pin Dudeism provides the seeker with koan-like riddles known as "Gutters," which seem to lead away from the STRIKE but, paradoxically, are the most direct way to realization..................


"You and the ball are not two...how do you roll?"

Fucking eh!!!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quRavawPVoY&feature=player_embedded

Not two!?

Does that mean...I really am the walrus?

Quote from: cckeiser on August 22, 2010, 11:00:50 PM
Not two!?

Does that mean...I really am the walrus?

Are you the man who dreams he is a walrus, or the walrus who dreams he is a man?

Or, are you the space in which dreams of walrus and men occur?

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"You and the ball are not two...how do you roll?"

How do i roll?

U fuckin know its been stolen.