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i didnt even think he was a real person at first.  i thought they were talking about average 'joe' american. 

Quote from: duderambler on November 23, 2008, 03:03:38 PM
i didnt even think he was a real person at first.  i thought they were talking about average 'joe' american. 

Joe abides, man........................

Quote from: digitalbuddha on November 23, 2008, 04:15:00 PM

Quote from: duderambler on November 23, 2008, 03:03:38 PM
i didnt even think he was a real person at first.  i thought they were talking about average 'joe' american. 

Joe abides, man........................

Aha ha ha uh, they're not literally his children; they're  the Little Lebowski Urban Plumbers,  inner-city children of promise but without the necessary means for a necessary means, for a higher education, so Mr. Lebowski  has committed  to getting them all licensed.

Quote from: Dude1967 on November 23, 2008, 05:16:40 PM

Quote from: digitalbuddha on November 23, 2008, 04:15:00 PM

Quote from: duderambler on November 23, 2008, 03:03:38 PM
i didnt even think he was a real person at first.  i thought they were talking about average 'joe' american. 

Joe abides, man........................

Aha ha ha uh, they're not literally his children; they're  the Little Lebowski Urban Plumbers,  inner-city children of promise but without the necessary means for a necessary means, for a higher education, so Mr. Lebowski  has committed  to getting them all licensed.

Okay sir, you're a Joe the Plumber, I'm a Joe the Plumber, that's terrific, I'm very busy so what can I do for you?

Definitely NOT a Dude!! He needs a plumber to help him pull his head out of his A$$...  Anyone welcomed with open arms by Fox News, by default is not a Dude.  And he is way too into money... 

Quote from: smokin_and_pickin on March 02, 2010, 04:34:04 PM
And he is way too into money... 

So what you're saying is "Where's the fucking money, SHIT HEAAAAAAAD?"

Maybe you got the wrong guy.  I think maybe his toilet seat is up, man. 

And was not the dude interested in money?  The twenty thousand dollars he got to keep.  He was happy about that.

He seemed to willingly accept the 1% of the recovered sum from Maude, you know, the hundred thousand bones, clams, or whatever you call them.

Didn't he dig the way Jackie Treehorn did business when he offered him the 10% finders fee of a half a million dollars?  Five grand. (What's in it for the dude?)

Was he not concered that his big Lebowski pay-off would bump him into a higher tax bracket?

Seems kind of like Joe the Plumber to me.

I'm marking it an 8, dude.

Even the Dude's got to feed the monkey once in a while, and a finder's fee is better that spreading his legs for Jackie Treehorn, or Marty, or whatever it is that he does to pay the rent. "Just slip it under my door?" No thanks Marty, I'd rather go down on a dumpster.

Quote from: smokin_and_pickin on March 02, 2010, 04:34:04 PM
Definitely NOT a Dude!! He needs a plumber to help him pull his head out of his A$$...  Anyone welcomed with open arms by Fox News, by default is not a Dude.  And he is way too into money...  

Now, dude, that's just the stress talking. Digging money (in the parlance of our times) is not undude like.

I ask you.................

Didn't our very own Jeffery dude tell Jackie Treehorn when offered a hefty finder's fee "I dig the way you do business, Jackie?"

Was it not our own Jeffery dude who boasted "twenty grand, man, AND I get to keep the beeper?"

Was it not our own Jeffery dude who answered Maude "A hundred." [Thousand, yes, bones or clams or whatever you call them.]?

Was it not our own Jeffery dude who asked Little Larry "Where's the fucking money, you little brat?"

Fucking eh.

Is it cash?  Ask you accountant first because a check might bump you into a higher....

Quote from: Desert Dude on March 16, 2010, 12:42:39 AM
Is it cash?  Ask you accountant first because a check might bump you into a higher....

Brandt, give Desert Dude the envelope. 

Seems like he allready has the check made out

Hiring a PR firm was very undude. 

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If not, there is always the crucifixion option.