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Dudeist Religion => Your Dirty Undies => Topic started by: Rev Dave Man on August 22, 2017, 05:55:41 PM

Title: Oh man, not on the rug man
Post by: Rev Dave Man on August 22, 2017, 05:55:41 PM
Well...there goes the rug.  Things were looking up for the Rev Dave Man, but alas, what goes up must come down.  Time for me to do a J and reevaluate things.  Strikes and gutters, ups and downs.  This has been a shit couple of days and I just need to ride out the storm.  I gotta go see the doctor on friday about whether or not they're gonna yank me outta work and carve up my shoulder.  That's gonna put a damper on this dude's future plans, not to mention my financial situation.  Hopefully he's a good man...and thorough and understands that Marty needs the rent and prefers I don't always wait until the tenth.  Oh man...I just needed a place to spew my bullshit off my brain.  Thanks Dudely Lama fer giving us this place to vent.  Even if no one reads this it still helps me to have a place to vent.  I need a caucasian and some tai chi on my rug man.  Oh, did I mention that my 85 pound yellow lab was nosing through my bathroom garbage and just puked up a big pile of dog vomit filled with my old band aids and used Q-Tips onto my rug?  That was the cherry on top of my shit sundae.  Well fuck me in the ass and call me Shirley...can we chalk all this bad juju up to the eclipse?  Maybe I stared at it too long through the old welding goggles and it short circuited something in my brain and changed my aura...I hope not.  Fuck me.
Title: Re: Oh man, not on the rug man
Post by: BikerDude on August 24, 2017, 07:52:52 AM
A wiser feller that I once said "Sometimes you eat the bear and well....."
Title: Re: Oh man, not on the rug man
Post by: Rev Dave Man on August 26, 2017, 10:22:40 AM
They shot me full of cortisone and put me out of work for 2 weeks and rescheduled me back in 6.  If it's not better then they will schedule an MRI and determine if I get to let them carve me up.  That'll keep me out of work for at least 8 months. At least it's my left shoulder and I bowl right handed, so I've got that going for me...which is nice.