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The Dude Lifestyle => A Day in the Life of a Dude => Topic started by: RandoRock on April 22, 2016, 02:07:01 AM

Title: Dudeist Confession
Post by: RandoRock on April 22, 2016, 02:07:01 AM
Forgive me Dudes for I have committed what may be the only major sin in Dudeism, I soiled the rug of another. A rug that not only tied the room together but was an exact copy of the rug the Dude takes from The Big Lebowski's mansion.  The rug had been tying my Mom's living room together for as long as I can remember and all it took was one night too many oat sodas for me to throw up all over it. Now this was about 2 years ago but I just found out today that even after the cleaning a stain of my foolishness still lingered behind. Because of that stain the rug was committed to the burn pile last night. I would have offered to save the rug but by the time I found out it was too late!...Woo would be proud of my rug soiling abilities.
Title: *deleting old posts*
Post by: SagebrushSage on April 22, 2016, 03:10:18 PM
*deleting old posts*
Title: Re: Dudeist Confession
Post by: woollypigs on April 22, 2016, 03:18:36 PM
Dude, that is big! Both that that you sinned and confessed here. That makes you a Dude! Have a hug.
Title: Re: Dudeist Confession
Post by: the_reese on April 25, 2016, 11:20:58 AM
Well, sometimes you puke on the rug...sometimes the rug pukes on you.

Nobody's perfect!  :)