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Title: Why Dudes oppose Rules and many Laws
Post by: Colonel John Hubertz on June 06, 2009, 08:36:32 PM
Because most of them suck - as a Dude abides all people, most things and generally defers to whatever the hell any living thing is up to. 

Law makers, rule readers - the lady at the license bureau who KNOWS YOU but insists on that 3rd ID due to homeland security, are the highway cones we swerve tastily around in our Torinos of self, or run down...  as they use the rules to piss on our collective rugs.

Corporations and rulebooks can't be Dudes - they aren't alive.  I have Dudes all around me - male and female, plant and animal, fish and bird.

All that abides, delights and chooses to avoid rug-pissing is welcome and celebrated in the Dudely ceremony of watching the days slide by.

Thoughts?
Title: Re: Why Dudes oppose Rules and many Laws
Post by: heart99 on June 11, 2009, 11:49:12 PM
Because most of them suck - as a Dude abides all people, most things and generally defers to whatever the hell any living thing is up to. 

Law makers, rule readers - the lady at the license bureau who KNOWS YOU but insists on that 3rd ID due to homeland security, are the highway cones we swerve tastily around in our Torinos of self, or run down...  as they use the rules to piss on our collective rugs.

Corporations and rulebooks can't be Dudes - they aren't alive.  I have Dudes all around me - male and female, plant and animal, fish and bird.

All that abides, delights and chooses to avoid rug-pissing is welcome and celebrated in the Dudely ceremony of watching the days slide by.

Thoughts?


Many people also ask that kind of question, why did they oppose rules and many laws. Why?



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Title: Re: Why Dudes oppose Rules and many Laws
Post by: digbys kid on June 12, 2009, 01:24:28 PM
The Dude does not affirm or oppose laws, he abides.

The Dude does not require rules or laws, he abides.

The Dude only seems to run afoul of the law, when actually the law runs afoul of The Dude, who, as it has been said, abides.
Title: Re: Why Dudes oppose Rules and many Laws
Post by: brandt on June 13, 2009, 01:25:41 PM
The Dude does not affirm or oppose laws, he abides.

The Dude does not require rules or laws, he abides.

The Dude only seems to run afoul of the law, when actually the law runs afoul of The Dude, who, as it has been said, abides.

That's interesting, man, very fucking interesting.

And let's not forget, let's not forget, makes a whole lot more sense than all of the above. Am I wrong? OKAY THEN!
Title: Re: Why Dudes oppose Rules and many Laws
Post by: doubledudetastic on June 14, 2009, 12:00:36 PM
It will never matter if there are rules or not as long as the dude abides
Title: Re: Why Dudes oppose Rules and many Laws
Post by: Duder on January 27, 2011, 02:20:30 PM
The Dude does not affirm or oppose laws, he abides.

The Dude does not require rules or laws, he abides.

The Dude only seems to run afoul of the law, when actually the law runs afoul of The Dude, who, as it has been said, abides.

Quoted for truth.