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Deconstructing Lebowski => Lebowskian Philosophy => Topic started by: Yeah... on October 26, 2007, 05:07:55 PM

Title: 'Nam
Post by: Yeah... on October 26, 2007, 05:07:55 PM
"You know, Dude, I, myself was a conscientious objector at one point.
Not in 'Nam, of course." WALTER
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: DigitalBuddha on October 28, 2007, 04:02:11 PM
"You know, Dude, I, myself was a conscientious objector at one point.
Not in 'Nam, of course." WALTER

Jesus! I can hardly imagine Walter as a conscientious objector. That is as hard to believe as a mother fucker like Charles Manson running a charity soap kitchen.

OVER THE LINE!!!
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: Yeah... on October 31, 2007, 04:06:36 PM
"You know, Dude, I, myself was a conscientious objector at one point.
Not in 'Nam, of course." WALTER

Jesus! I can hardly imagine Walter as a conscientious objector. That is as hard to believe as a mother fucker like Charles Manson running a charity soap kitchen.

OVER THE LINE!!!

Well, yes, Walter is a bull-headed blowhard but he's a sensitive, bullheaded blowhard. Recall his concern over the politically correct term for "chinaman." And don't forget his comradely hug of The Dude at the end. I'm getting misty just thinking about it...
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: DreadlockDude on October 31, 2007, 06:50:41 PM
just for verification here the line is
                         You know Dude, I myself dabbled with
                         pacifism at one point.  Not in Nam,
                         of course--
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: ZenDudeist on October 31, 2007, 08:23:20 PM
Are you a fucking park ranger now?  ;D
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: DigitalBuddha on November 05, 2007, 11:43:21 PM
Are you a fucking park ranger now?  ;D

Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot?
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: ZenDudeist on November 05, 2007, 11:50:18 PM
All I know is that you can't leave one home alone or it eats all the fucking furniture.
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: Andrea D. on November 21, 2007, 02:33:10 PM
Mark it 8 !!!
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: DigitalBuddha on March 06, 2008, 10:58:25 PM
.............a world of pain.
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: brandt on July 15, 2008, 11:34:57 AM
Your fuckin' it up Walter, will you just shut the fuck up
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 19, 2008, 02:24:44 AM
Your fuckin' it up Walter, will you just shut the fuck up

They're kill that poooooooor women, dude, really.............
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: brandt on July 19, 2008, 12:21:15 PM
That poor woman..that poor slut!

She''ll get tired of her little game and come home
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 27, 2008, 12:55:48 PM
 ;D I thought the poor slut kidnapped herself...

(http://media.canada.com/1785a528-bef3-4f04-af39-9312146bfd98/tarareid.jpg)(http://media.travelgolf.com/tg_blog_media/wolfrum/tara_reid.jpg)

Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: Dude1967 on July 28, 2008, 10:38:13 AM
Boy.  How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm  once they've seen Karl Hungus?
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: Andrea D. on July 28, 2008, 04:27:18 PM
;D I thought the poor slut kidnapped herself...

(http://media.canada.com/1785a528-bef3-4f04-af39-9312146bfd98/tarareid.jpg)(http://media.travelgolf.com/tg_blog_media/wolfrum/tara_reid.jpg)



My good! Bunny???? too much in and out burgers maybe....poor woman.
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 28, 2008, 09:45:59 PM
;D I thought the poor slut kidnapped herself...

(http://media.canada.com/1785a528-bef3-4f04-af39-9312146bfd98/tarareid.jpg)(http://media.travelgolf.com/tg_blog_media/wolfrum/tara_reid.jpg)



My good! Bunny???? too much in and out burgers maybe....poor woman.

First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex Bunny, secondly, she's a fucking show dog with fucking papers.  You can't board her.  She gets upset, her hair falls out.  ;D
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: brandt on July 29, 2008, 11:33:42 AM
Mark it zero....next frame!
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 30, 2008, 02:00:53 AM
Mark it zero....next frame!

 Forget it, Tara.  You're out of your element.
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: Turtle on August 03, 2008, 07:15:44 AM
I don't know man, she still looks good to me.   ;D
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 03, 2008, 01:03:14 PM
I don't know man, she still looks good to me.   ;D

She'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars..............the forum can't watch, or it has to pay a hundred.  ;D
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: brandt on August 04, 2008, 01:23:23 PM
Turtle,man, sober up then take a closer look....I would expect $999.00 in change..but that's just like my opinion, man


It's Brandt, at uh, well Mr. Lebowski's office, you know, where she used to be the light of his life
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: Dude1967 on August 06, 2008, 08:58:01 PM
I don't know man, she still looks good to me.   ;D

She'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars..............the forum can't watch, or it has to pay a hundred.  ;D
I'm just gonna find a cash machine.
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 06, 2008, 10:49:53 PM
I don't know man, she still looks good to me.   ;D

She'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars..............the forum can't watch, or it has to pay a hundred.  ;D
I'm just gonna find a cash machine.


That's marvelous!
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: Dude1967 on August 07, 2008, 08:47:00 AM
 You happy, you crazy fuck?

Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: brandt on August 07, 2008, 10:36:44 AM
The cash machine is not the issue here, and uh, Dude..ATM is the preferred nomenclature
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: Dude1967 on August 08, 2008, 03:27:02 PM
 Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski.
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: brandt on August 08, 2008, 04:18:44 PM
Wonderful woman, we're all very fond of her, but our guest has to be going.
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: Dude1967 on August 11, 2008, 01:19:24 PM
      I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I don't roll on shabbas.

Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: brandt on August 11, 2008, 01:51:43 PM
SHEESH!
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: Dude1967 on August 13, 2008, 12:01:45 PM
shomer shabbos
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 13, 2008, 08:14:02 PM
Well they can fucking unpost it!!
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: brandt on August 14, 2008, 02:24:49 PM
We can't do that Dude, that fucks up our plan
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: the Knutsens on August 18, 2008, 05:21:40 PM
Fuckin' A man, i got a rash!
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: brandt on August 19, 2008, 01:08:25 PM
Of course you do, Dude
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: Dude1967 on August 22, 2008, 10:16:28 AM
Well, Dude, we just don't know
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: Andrea D. on August 22, 2008, 11:54:42 AM
... And you were divorced five fucking years ago!!
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: the Knutsens on August 22, 2008, 08:12:48 PM
That's right Dude, i got to thinking.
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: Dude1967 on August 23, 2008, 08:04:37 AM
 What's a pederast, Walter?
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: the Knutsens on August 23, 2008, 06:55:00 PM
Knox Harrington, the video artist.
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 24, 2008, 02:43:19 AM
cleft asshole?  ;D
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: the Knutsens on August 24, 2008, 03:33:42 PM
What are you blathering about, that's Sandra about the biennale.
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: DigitalBuddha on August 25, 2008, 03:00:52 AM
Do you have any Kahlua?
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: brandt on August 25, 2008, 11:06:58 AM
The bar's over there
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: the Knutsens on August 25, 2008, 04:51:30 PM
So what do you do Lebowski?
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: brandt on August 26, 2008, 08:32:55 PM
I've seen my share of spinals, Dude, and this guy is goldbrickin'
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: the Knutsens on August 27, 2008, 08:41:47 AM
This is not 'Nam Smokey, there are rules here!
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: Andrea D. on August 28, 2008, 11:01:15 AM
 So Dieter has the money?
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: brandt on August 28, 2008, 02:16:14 PM
Man, that creep can roll ::)
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: Dude1967 on August 30, 2008, 12:59:46 AM
So Dieter has the money?
My dirty undies.  Laundry, Dudette.   The whites.
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: brandt on August 30, 2008, 09:10:33 AM
And who's got a million bucks stashed in the back of our car ???
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: the Knutsens on September 02, 2008, 10:03:55 AM
It was parked in the handy-capped zone, maybe they towed it.
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: brandt on September 02, 2008, 10:48:33 AM
Who's got your undies, Walter?
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: Colonel John Hubertz on June 06, 2009, 11:29:46 PM
"You know, Dude, I, myself was a conscientious objector at one point.
Not in 'Nam, of course." WALTER

Jesus! I can hardly imagine Walter as a conscientious objector. That is as hard to believe as a mother fucker like Charles Manson running a charity soap kitchen.

OVER THE LINE!!!

Dude, Manson and who was that other guy, Dahmer; I mean they were insane, but not really totally nasty like the Lebowski Senator rug-pissers in their limousine wheelchairs.  Crippled beyond belief - and blind man, really really blind.

Cuz let me tell you, 100% of everybody wakes up a Dude.  Ten minutes later?  Some stay Dudes, some start holding their piss and heading to the nearest rug.  But Manson and Dahmer - the most evil ones you can imagine, would have still saved a baby suffocating under a plastic bag if their prison-van had tipped over and sliced off their legs.

I've never met a person that didn't have at least a smidge of the Dude - just some are fucked up in the head, and can't seem to quit pissing on the rugs.
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: brandt on June 08, 2009, 10:54:34 AM
"You know, Dude, I, myself was a conscientious objector at one point.
Not in 'Nam, of course." WALTER

Jesus! I can hardly imagine Walter as a conscientious objector. That is as hard to believe as a mother fucker like Charles Manson running a charity soap kitchen.

OVER THE LINE!!!

Dude, Manson and who was that other guy, Dahmer; I mean they were insane, but not really totally nasty like the Lebowski Senator rug-pissers in their limousine wheelchairs.  Crippled beyond belief - and blind man, really really blind.

Cuz let me tell you, 100% of everybody wakes up a Dude.  Ten minutes later?  Some stay Dudes, some start holding their piss and heading to the nearest rug.  But Manson and Dahmer - the most evil ones you can imagine, would have still saved a baby suffocating under a plastic bag if their prison-van had tipped over and sliced off their legs.

I've never met a person that didn't have at least a smidge of the Dude - just some are fucked up in the head, and can't seem to quit pissing on the rugs.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Woo peed on the rug, man, sir.

Am I wrong?, Okay then
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: his_dudeness on June 08, 2009, 08:57:56 PM
Did I urinate on your rug???
Title: Re: 'Nam
Post by: Zen Dog on February 14, 2011, 03:35:08 PM
What I get from this drift is that the Caucasians are flowing extremely well.