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Title: Dude, 15 Signs You Are A Gym Douchebag
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 03, 2014, 06:14:13 PM
 ;D(http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/default/images/post/thumbup.gif)   Dude, 15 Signs You Are A Gym Douchebag

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Title: Re: Dude, 15 Signs You Are A Gym Douchebag
Post by: Hominid on January 03, 2014, 08:01:16 PM
I keep ahead of this one by avoiding gyms altogether.  Seems to be working...
Title: Re: Dude, 15 Signs You Are A Gym Douchebag
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 04, 2014, 12:27:01 AM
Quote from: Hominid on January 03, 2014, 08:01:16 PM
I keep ahead of this one by avoiding gyms altogether.  Seems to be working...

Now that sounds like a true slacker! Fuckin' eh!  ;D(http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/default/images/post/thumbup.gif)
Title: Re: Dude, 15 Signs You Are A Gym Douchebag
Post by: jdurand on January 04, 2014, 02:26:29 AM
After the food pickup tonight we stop at our house to sort the food (some to a close by family, meat to be kept cool, etc.).  After unloading everything into our driveway (the Bizarre Bazaar) I was waiting for the sort to finish and said I was Dudist Pacing (sitting on back of the SUV watching other people work).
Title: Re: Dude, 15 Signs You Are A Gym Douchebag
Post by: meekon5 on January 04, 2014, 08:20:45 AM
Quote from: Hominid on January 03, 2014, 08:01:16 PM
I keep ahead of this one by avoiding gyms altogether.  Seems to be working...

Same here Dude.
Title: Re: Dude, 15 Signs You Are A Gym Douchebag
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 04, 2014, 12:02:55 PM
Quote from: meekon5 on January 04, 2014, 08:20:45 AM
Quote from: Hominid on January 03, 2014, 08:01:16 PM
I keep ahead of this one by avoiding gyms altogether.  Seems to be working...

Same here Dude.

  ;D(http://www.jonathandoctor.net/images/facebook_like_button_big-small.jpg)
Title: Re: Dude, 15 Signs You Are A Gym Douchebag
Post by: jdurand on January 04, 2014, 01:04:21 PM
My wife was just commenting on how we've been getting stronger hauling the boxes of food.  This morning while unloading a guy couldn't get a bin of milk out of my SUV, I walked over, picked it up and carried it over to the other boxes of stuff.  Somebody else mentioned trying to move one of the bags of fruit I left for them, they couldn't move it more than a foot at a time.  I handed one lady a sack of bread, holding it with one hand and it about put her on the ground.

Guess I have to make lighter bins/bags.  :)

The trick is to STILL look like a fat slacker to confuse people, and I think I do that just fine. That reminds me, almost time for a nap.  :)
Title: Re: Dude, 15 Signs You Are A Gym Douchebag
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 05, 2014, 01:42:40 AM
Quote from: jdurand on January 04, 2014, 01:04:21 PM
My wife was just commenting on how we've been getting stronger hauling the boxes of food.  This morning while unloading a guy couldn't get a bin of milk out of my SUV, I walked over, picked it up and carried it over to the other boxes of stuff.  Somebody else mentioned trying to move one of the bags of fruit I left for them, they couldn't move it more than a foot at a time.  I handed one lady a sack of bread, holding it with one hand and it about put her on the ground.


So this should translate into even zestier coitus? ;D(http://dudeism.com/smf/Themes/default/images/post/thumbup.gif)
Title: Re: Dude, 15 Signs You Are A Gym Douchebag
Post by: jdurand on January 05, 2014, 01:45:45 AM
One would think.
Title: Re: Dude, 15 Signs You Are A Gym Douchebag
Post by: DigitalBuddha on January 05, 2014, 06:36:02 PM
Quote from: jdurand on January 05, 2014, 01:45:45 AM
One would think.

Fuckin' eh!
Title: Re: Dude, 15 Signs You Are A Gym Douchebag
Post by: Masked Dude on January 06, 2014, 08:36:25 PM
I like this. I've found that I'm stronger now than I was in my 20s.

Fuckin' A.
Title: Re: Dude, 15 Signs You Are A Gym Douchebag
Post by: BikerDude on January 07, 2014, 10:30:42 AM
Sounds exhausting