Dude, 15 Signs You Are A Gym Douchebag

Started by DigitalBuddha, January 03, 2014, 06:14:13 PM

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Hominid

I keep ahead of this one by avoiding gyms altogether.  Seems to be working...



DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Hominid on January 03, 2014, 08:01:16 PM
I keep ahead of this one by avoiding gyms altogether.  Seems to be working...

Now that sounds like a true slacker! Fuckin' eh!  ;D

jdurand

After the food pickup tonight we stop at our house to sort the food (some to a close by family, meat to be kept cool, etc.).  After unloading everything into our driveway (the Bizarre Bazaar) I was waiting for the sort to finish and said I was Dudist Pacing (sitting on back of the SUV watching other people work).

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Quote from: Hominid on January 03, 2014, 08:01:16 PM
I keep ahead of this one by avoiding gyms altogether.  Seems to be working...

Same here Dude.
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jdurand

My wife was just commenting on how we've been getting stronger hauling the boxes of food.  This morning while unloading a guy couldn't get a bin of milk out of my SUV, I walked over, picked it up and carried it over to the other boxes of stuff.  Somebody else mentioned trying to move one of the bags of fruit I left for them, they couldn't move it more than a foot at a time.  I handed one lady a sack of bread, holding it with one hand and it about put her on the ground.

Guess I have to make lighter bins/bags.  :)

The trick is to STILL look like a fat slacker to confuse people, and I think I do that just fine. That reminds me, almost time for a nap.  :)

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: jdurand on January 04, 2014, 01:04:21 PM
My wife was just commenting on how we've been getting stronger hauling the boxes of food.  This morning while unloading a guy couldn't get a bin of milk out of my SUV, I walked over, picked it up and carried it over to the other boxes of stuff.  Somebody else mentioned trying to move one of the bags of fruit I left for them, they couldn't move it more than a foot at a time.  I handed one lady a sack of bread, holding it with one hand and it about put her on the ground.


So this should translate into even zestier coitus? ;D


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I like this. I've found that I'm stronger now than I was in my 20s.

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