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Title: hello there
Post by: the void on July 08, 2008, 05:48:00 PM
Hello I'm a french fan of the big Lebowsky (it's perhaps the reason why I'll write so bad in english).

I've got some natural bases of the Dudeism : I don't look to much after my appearence even if I'm Monitor in a college),  , last tim I saw the face of the hairdresser, I ... I don't remember, man, probably last year, or the one before perhaps... hey which year is it? I don't shave before one or two weeks, walk with sandals when the time permits it.
Look, I never care with my friends' opinion, because that's their opinion, who am I to say they're wrong?
I even hang around with a Walter-like friend...

Actually, the thing is, ..., I was looking for a waistcoat he wears in the film. The one in wool. It's something fucking cool!
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Turtle on July 08, 2008, 06:29:06 PM
What's a hairdresser?

Welcome dude.
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: the void on July 08, 2008, 06:46:48 PM
You know, a hairdresser, he, uh, he cuts hair, you know, man, dunno why, it's not the point.

thanks for your welcome, man, hey, is there Caluah there?
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: brandt on July 08, 2008, 08:33:39 PM
dude, you sound like an achiever, without the necesary means... the necesary means to like find a razor, but french is cool, yeah i like the way you do business with your friends, always remember, take any rug in the house
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: SmokeytheBuddha on July 08, 2008, 09:24:15 PM
Take it easy with us, man. We're fragile. ;)

Welcome, dude!
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Andrea D. on July 09, 2008, 12:45:59 PM
I think my english is worse..haha.Is my place and nobody can took it. :)
Welcome Dude, here's some sweaters.


http://search.ebay.com/lebowski-sweater_W0QQcoactionZcompareQQcoentrypageZsearchQQcopagenumZ1QQfsooZ1QQfsopZ1QQftrtZ1QQftrvZ1QQsojsZ1 (http://search.ebay.com/lebowski-sweater_W0QQcoactionZcompareQQcoentrypageZsearchQQcopagenumZ1QQfsooZ1QQfsopZ1QQftrtZ1QQftrvZ1QQsojsZ1)

Title: Re: hello there
Post by: the void on July 09, 2008, 03:39:13 PM
yeah

cool, fucking sweet man!!
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 09, 2008, 10:48:25 PM
You got any Kahlua?
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Turtle on July 09, 2008, 11:06:02 PM
What ya drink Dude?
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 10, 2008, 12:52:38 AM
Quote from: Turtle on July 09, 2008, 11:06:02 PM
What ya drink Dude?

The beverage here, man.
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: the void on July 10, 2008, 02:52:54 PM
Personally, no, I ain't got Kaluah, I have not found a bottle in my town, but I don't despair.

I often drink beer, but not the watery-thing which is the cheapest, I prefer beers which have taste, some which are not known by many people, trong beers, beers with honey-flavour, cherry-flavour, or blackbery-flavour, or Irish beers, which are some of the best of all, and for the best, abbayes-beer.

Water is a good thing too, and it's cheap  ;D


Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Waldo Deraldo on July 15, 2008, 02:48:08 PM
Man, I drink Pellegrino. Its awesome man. Yeah! Bust a move!
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: brandt on July 22, 2008, 09:27:00 AM
What's this Pelligrino shit, you might fool those other Armani wearing fucks at the starbucks, but you don't fool the jesus...psych out bullshit..laughable

Grab a good ole american in and out burger at Camrose and a sioux city sarsasprillla and we fuck you in the ass on wednesday, Whooo! You got a date ,baby
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Andrea D. on July 22, 2008, 10:33:53 AM
Hahahaha, St. Pelligrino, Armani, Starbucks, what's this shit? a Sex and the city forum? man?
;D
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Dude1967 on July 22, 2008, 12:32:14 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 22, 2008, 10:33:53 AM
Hahahaha, St. Pelligrino, Armani, Starbucks, what's this shit? a Sex and the city forum? man?
;D
You mean coitus in the city?
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Andrea D. on July 22, 2008, 12:39:36 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on July 22, 2008, 12:32:14 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 22, 2008, 10:33:53 AM
Hahahaha, St. Pelligrino, Armani, Starbucks, what's this shit? a Sex and the city forum? man?
;D
You mean coitus in the city?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 01:51:27 PM
What's a Pelligrino Walter?
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Andrea D. on July 22, 2008, 01:59:18 PM
Quote from: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 01:51:27 PM
What's a Pelligrino Walter?

Turtle, St.Pellegrino is a mineral water, very expensive, in my country the price is 4 dollars the little bottle, is like Evian.
(http://www.elitista.info/imagenes-productos/BOTELLA_SAN_PELLEGRINO.jpg)
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 02:02:23 PM
$4 for water, but why? You can get 2 oat sodas for that price.  ;D
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Andrea D. on July 22, 2008, 02:07:09 PM
Quote from: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 02:02:23 PM
$4 for water, but why? You can get 2 oat sodas for that price.  ;D

That's why is expensive i mean you can take 3 oat sodas, 6 national mineral water (and is very good) or 1 bottle of wine, and let me tell you Turtle that wine here in Chile is delicious.
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 02:14:15 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 22, 2008, 02:07:09 PM
Quote from: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 02:02:23 PM
$4 for water, but why? You can get 2 oat sodas for that price.  ;D

That's why is expensive i mean you can take 3 oat sodas, 6 national mineral water (and is very good) or 1 bottle of wine, and let me tell you Turtle that wine here in Chile is delicious.

Let me tell you something Dudette, you pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your wine out on the lanes...I'll take it away from you and chug the whole fucking thing until it goes clink.
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 02:20:07 PM
Um, why do they call it "Saint" Pelligrino, is it holy water?
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Andrea D. on July 22, 2008, 02:23:00 PM
Is blessed that's why is expensive... :D
i don't know, i think is French water but i'm not sure.
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 02:27:19 PM
French fries are only $2 at the In and Out Burger....
Why is French water $4?! what is this bush-league psych-out stuff?
It must be like Lenin said, you look for the river that will benefit...and...
you know...and...you know what I mean...
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Andrea D. on July 22, 2008, 02:31:07 PM
Those "In and out" burgers are good? In my cpuntry you can find Mc Donalds, Kentuchy fried chicken and Burguer King, i don't like it.
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 02:38:35 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 22, 2008, 02:31:07 PM
Those "In and out" burgers are good? In my cpuntry you can find Mc Donalds, Kentuchy fried chicken and Burguer King, i don't like it.

Of course not, we cant be eating that shit, our life is in our hands dudette, and theres feces in their burgers.

Check it out:

www.themeatrix.com
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Andrea D. on July 22, 2008, 02:48:49 PM
I was vegetarian for 13 years but now, like one month ago, i have to eat some meat because the doctor told me, i never take vitamins and that wasn't good, i eat a couple of times, but now i wanna leave it again.
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 07:15:28 PM
Ahh, yuck, I couldn't eat meat after 13 years, I would vomit.
Its been 10 years for me, except that I eat fish, so I cheat.

In the beginning I got a little weak too, but then I learned
the right way to eat:
You gotta load up on protein, eat a lot of soy products, tofu dishes,
beans, spinach, etc., and even a protein shakes and protein bars are very good too.
A multi-vitamin is good to take also.

You really have to look at the ingredients of what you buy and pay
attention and replace that protein that you miss from not eating meat.

Don't give up Dudette! You did it for 13 years for a reason right?!

Abide.
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Andrea D. on July 22, 2008, 08:45:54 PM
Of course, people is very undude with animals, that makes me anger.
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: forumdude on July 22, 2008, 10:28:28 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 22, 2008, 01:59:18 PM
Quote from: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 01:51:27 PM
What's a Pelligrino Walter?

Turtle, St.Pellegrino is a mineral water, very expensive, in my country the price is 4 dollars the little bottle, is like Evian.
(http://www.elitista.info/imagenes-productos/BOTELLA_SAN_PELLEGRINO.jpg)

Hey new shit has come to light. My light anyway. The blonde thug is played by Mark Pellegrino - the same actor that played the abusive ex husband of Dexter's girlfriend in the TV show Dexter. Which is an awesome show, by the way. As far as serial killers go, Dexter is about as Dudeish as they come. That's not saying much, of course. Still, great show.

Not that Waldo knew that of course. Or did he? Maybe he was an uber-troll. Nah - face it, there's no connection.
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Turtle on July 23, 2008, 03:41:58 AM
No literal connection anyway.

But yeah... thats fucking interesting forumdude, thats fucking interesting.
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Andrea D. on July 23, 2008, 10:15:39 AM
Quote from: forumdude on July 22, 2008, 10:28:28 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 22, 2008, 01:59:18 PM
Quote from: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 01:51:27 PM
What's a Pelligrino Walter?

Turtle, St.Pellegrino is a mineral water, very expensive, in my country the price is 4 dollars the little bottle, is like Evian.
(http://www.elitista.info/imagenes-productos/BOTELLA_SAN_PELLEGRINO.jpg)

Hey new shit has come to light. My light anyway. The blonde thug is played by Mark Pellegrino - the same actor that played the abusive ex husband of Dexter's girlfriend in the TV show Dexter. Which is an awesome show, by the way. As far as serial killers go, Dexter is about as Dudeish as they come. That's not saying much, of course. Still, great show.

Not that Waldo knew that of course. Or did he? Maybe he was an uber-troll. Nah - face it, there's no connection.

I saw Dexter a couple of times, is very good, the actor Michael C. Hall is the same in "Six feet under" another great tv show.
And yes Turtle i can't see a literal connection too. :D
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: brandt on July 23, 2008, 10:55:03 AM
What's this vegetarian bullshit?  I too dabbled in vegetarianism..but then..durn lost my train of thought there

Ahh, fuck it, let's go bowling

And Turtle, let's not forget, let's not forget that fish , especially commercially raised are loaded with antibiotics and shit 

Venison, harvested from the wild..eggs from your own chickens, veggies, without chemicals from your own garden, fish caught in unspoiled waters, and let's not forget, let's not forget, oat sodas brewed with your own clean well water...If you will it
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Turtle on July 23, 2008, 02:53:40 PM
Quote from: brandt on July 23, 2008, 10:55:03 AM
What's this vegetarian bullshit?  I too dabbled in vegetarianism..but then..durn lost my train of thought there

Ahh, fuck it, let's go bowling

And Turtle, let's not forget, let's not forget that fish , especially commercially raised are loaded with antibiotics and shit 

Venison, harvested from the wild..eggs from your own chickens, veggies, without chemicals from your own garden, fish caught in unspoiled waters, and let's not forget, let's not forget, oat sodas brewed with your own clean well water...If you will it

Yes thats true.
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Turtle on July 25, 2008, 05:58:25 PM
This is fucking interesting, man, very fucking interesting.

http://www.meat.org/index-1.asp?c=mymbatib0708
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: brandt on July 25, 2008, 09:19:27 PM
Are those places anywhere near the in and out burger ...on Radford ???
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 26, 2008, 12:02:12 AM
Quote from: Turtle on July 25, 2008, 05:58:25 PM
This is fucking interesting, man, very fucking interesting.

http://www.meat.org/index-1.asp?c=mymbatib0708

It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who benefits, ah, you know, ah..............
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Dude1967 on July 26, 2008, 09:39:18 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 26, 2008, 12:02:12 AM
Quote from: Turtle on July 25, 2008, 05:58:25 PM
This is fucking interesting, man, very fucking interesting.

http://www.meat.org/index-1.asp?c=mymbatib0708

It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who benefits, ah, you know, ah..............
I am the Walrus
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 26, 2008, 02:46:20 PM
Shut the fuck up! V.I. Lenin, Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!!!!!!!!  ;D
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Andrea D. on July 27, 2008, 05:15:35 PM
I was rolling.
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 27, 2008, 11:57:29 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 27, 2008, 05:15:35 PM
I was rolling.
I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I don't roll on shabbas.
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Andrea D. on July 28, 2008, 10:22:38 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 27, 2008, 11:57:29 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 27, 2008, 05:15:35 PM
I was rolling.
I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I don't roll on shabbas.

Yeah, and in the meantime what do I tell Lebowski?
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 28, 2008, 08:04:54 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 28, 2008, 10:22:38 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 27, 2008, 11:57:29 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 27, 2008, 05:15:35 PM
I was rolling.
I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I don't roll on shabbas.

Yeah, and in the meantime what do I tell Lebowski?

Hell, you just tell him--well, you tell him, uh, we made the hand-off, everything went, uh, you know--
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 28, 2008, 08:07:58 PM
Quote from: forumdude on July 22, 2008, 10:28:28 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 22, 2008, 01:59:18 PM
Quote from: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 01:51:27 PM
What's a Pelligrino Walter?

Turtle, St.Pellegrino is a mineral water, very expensive, in my country the price is 4 dollars the little bottle, is like Evian.
(http://www.elitista.info/imagenes-productos/BOTELLA_SAN_PELLEGRINO.jpg)

Hey new shit has come to light. My light anyway. The blonde thug is played by Mark Pellegrino - the same actor that played the abusive ex husband of Dexter's girlfriend in the TV show Dexter. Which is an awesome show, by the way. As far as serial killers go, Dexter is about as Dudeish as they come. That's not saying much, of course. Still, great show.

Not that Waldo knew that of course. Or did he? Maybe he was an uber-troll. Nah - face it, there's no connection.

If I had to put a face on Waldo, it would be this...

(http://andersonpooper.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/full-metal-jacket.jpg)
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Dude1967 on July 28, 2008, 09:30:24 PM
I am the Walrus.
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 28, 2008, 09:43:08 PM
Quote from: Dude1967 on July 28, 2008, 09:30:24 PM
I am the Walrus.

It's like Lenin said, you look for the Waldo who benefits, ah, you know, ah...
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: SmokeytheBuddha on July 29, 2008, 08:47:46 AM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on July 28, 2008, 08:07:58 PM
Quote from: forumdude on July 22, 2008, 10:28:28 PM
Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 22, 2008, 01:59:18 PM
Quote from: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 01:51:27 PM
What's a Pelligrino Walter?

Turtle, St.Pellegrino is a mineral water, very expensive, in my country the price is 4 dollars the little bottle, is like Evian.
(http://www.elitista.info/imagenes-productos/BOTELLA_SAN_PELLEGRINO.jpg)

Hey new shit has come to light. My light anyway. The blonde thug is played by Mark Pellegrino - the same actor that played the abusive ex husband of Dexter's girlfriend in the TV show Dexter. Which is an awesome show, by the way. As far as serial killers go, Dexter is about as Dudeish as they come. That's not saying much, of course. Still, great show.

Not that Waldo knew that of course. Or did he? Maybe he was an uber-troll. Nah - face it, there's no connection.

If I had to put a face on Waldo, it would be this...

(http://andersonpooper.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/full-metal-jacket.jpg)

Hahahahaha. Wonderful man. We're all very fond of him. Very free-spirited.
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: brandt on July 29, 2008, 11:08:46 AM
Our guest has to be leaving, now!
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: the void on July 30, 2008, 07:13:53 AM
Yo I was on holydays so I couldn t follow what u said.

San Pellegrino is Italian Water. In France, Water is more cheap. San P is for rich people. For the equivalent of 4$ (3,50 euros), you can buy perhaps 4 or 5 gallons of mineral water.

Uh just a question, but "In and Out" burgers : they choose themselves the name? seems like burgers you can swallow... and reject, they go in, they go out..... sorry :P
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: brandt on July 30, 2008, 11:08:57 AM
Phone's ringin', Void
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Andrea D. on July 30, 2008, 01:33:15 PM
Quote from: the void on July 30, 2008, 07:13:53 AM
Yo I was on holydays so I couldn t follow what u said.

San Pellegrino is Italian Water. In France, Water is more cheap. San P is for rich people. For the equivalent of 4$ (3,50 euros), you can buy perhaps 4 or 5 gallons of mineral water.

Uh just a question, but "In and Out" burgers : they choose themselves the name? seems like burgers you can swallow... and reject, they go in, they go out..... sorry :P

Ahh, well, you know. Strikes and gutters, ups and downs, lotta ins lotta outs lotta what have yous, man.
Title: Re: hello there
Post by: Turtle on August 03, 2008, 02:04:44 AM
Quote from: the void on July 30, 2008, 07:13:53 AM
Yo I was on holydays so I couldn t follow what u said.

San Pellegrino is Italian Water. In France, Water is more cheap. San P is for rich people. For the equivalent of 4$ (3,50 euros), you can buy perhaps 4 or 5 gallons of mineral water.

Uh just a question, but "In and Out" burgers : they choose themselves the name? seems like burgers you can swallow... and reject, they go in, they go out..... sorry :P

Void....I think its a reference to the legendary American fast food/drive-thru type restaurant which, some would argue, is the greatest accomplishment of our beautifully vainglorious culture.

The "In and Out" would refer to the speed in which you get your food (not a suggestion of a digestive process), either inside or through the drive-thru, it is also very possible that its a modern day remnant (assuming 1991 is modern) of the old Drive-In Burger Joints where you pull up and a cute waitress in rollerskates takes your order from your car.
Possible.