So I'm temporarily a one armed man...

Started by Rev Dave Man, December 09, 2017, 08:47:15 AM

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Rev Dave Man

Well, they finally did it.  They finally killed my fucking rotator cuff man.  The surgeons went in there with their shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and scraped, sliced and hacked until they were satisfied with their work. Now I sit here one handed typing and listening to the Grateful Dead on Pandora and pondering what to do for the next 12-15 weeks before I can go back to work.  Bowling is out of the question.  Anyone wanna come over and hang out? I'm not even allowed to drive till my follow up post op appointment which isnt for almost another week. I'm going a little stir crazy.
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber

jgiffin

I tore my rotator cuff in the late 90s. I was young and it healed - well, kinda. Then it started hurting like a bitch so I finally had the surgery about 8 years ago. It sucks, dude, but it's worth it long-term. The first 2-3 weeks were the worst. Oh, and the physical therapy was a bitch, too. But now it's better than my other shoulder. You'll get there, man.

CyPtheEnzyme

You only need one hand to smoke a joint - never forget that man.

Kanantus

You can still jerk off manually with only one hand. The remote control can be used with one hand. Mixing a caucasian only requires one hand. Flipping the bird at someone also only requires one hand. Going crazy requires no hands so you can do that too.  8)

BikerDude

Try Archive for GD tunes.
That will keep you occupied.
They list 11,802 shows on there.
https://archive.org/details/GratefulDead


Out here we are all his children


DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Rev Dave Man on December 09, 2017, 08:47:15 AM
Well, they finally did it.  They finally killed my fucking rotator cuff man.  The surgeons went in there with their shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and scraped, sliced and hacked until they were satisfied with their work. Now I sit here one handed typing and listening to the Grateful Dead on Pandora and pondering what to do for the next 12-15 weeks before I can go back to work.  Bowling is out of the question.  Anyone wanna come over and hang out? I'm not even allowed to drive till my follow up post op appointment which isnt for almost another week. I'm going a little stir crazy.

They peed on the dude's shoulder.

We are sympathizing here, Dude. Fuck sympathy, you need your shoulder back dude!

... Hang in there, dude; it can only get better.