He's a fucking showdog, with fucking papers...

[Rev Dave Man]

Well, I have added a new member to my family.  Last night I met a feller down the road in Niagara Falls who breeds Cane Corso's and was able to wheel and deal me a beautiful blue male.  His name is Duncan, and he's adorable, and so far getting along great with my 9 year old yellow lab.  The cat however, is uncertain as to "why the fuck is there another dog in the house?".  But the cat has his own issues, I think they stem from insecurity perhaps. Regardless, he's here to stay.  I was a bit apprehensive at first when I met the puppy's mom, she weighed about 120 pounds and the feller said the father weighed 140 pounds, so in a year or so he is going to go from a puppy that fits in my arms, to one that might not fit in the house.  We have a good sized house, but the plus side is that we have a huge yard with acreage of woods behind the yard. I wish I knew how to upload pictures, but alas all my efforts to do so have failed. 

[BikerDude]

You gonna take it bowling?
Rent it shoes?
Get it a lane?

[Rev Dave Man]

He's not taking your fucking turn, BD

[DigitalBuddha]

There're calling the cops, man! 

[BikerDude]

Over the line Smokey!

[DigitalBuddha]

Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? 

[BikerDude]

You're living in the fucking past.

[Rev Dave Man]

Uhh, excuse me. Mark it zero, next frame. 

[ernek4]

Sorry but i do not get it ;d