Special (fucking) Lady Friends

[Dudelonious.Funk]

Howdy do Dudes, my special fucking lady friend did what her parents did and got a job sirs ... After being diagnosed with a lot of strands in old duder's head, I spend my days with my Little Lebowski and I take comfort in that. As a travelling salesman , its nice takin er easy and living the way of the Dude like I always dreamt. Given the choice, I rather the use of my legs to truly keep up with my little one but sometimes you eat the bear and ... ah hell, any other Dudes have a lady that abides?

[Rev Dave Man]

My special lady also abides.  I spend most of my day (like today) occupying various administration buildings, bowling and enjoying the occasional acid flashback.  I see nothing wrong with that in today's modern society.  She digs me as the way I am and doesn't try to be all uptight about shit.  My ex was a real reactionary, that shit woulda never flown with her.  It's good to have an old lady that abides.  When she needs me I'm there, unless it's during league play, of course.  The only thing I won't do is help her conceive.  But I think she's cool with that. 

[Kanantus]

Far out.... far fucking out!