Striving To Eventually Pay All of my Bills

[SagebrushSage]

Here I chronicle in brief my attempt to become a functioning adult. I would like to know what that's like. See the comments for daily updates.

[SagebrushSage]

> run C:\foo.exe

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Foo the Game
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Game Start!

Player: SagebrushSage
Commoner Lv. 1
Health: 100 -- Gold: 300

I can understand simple sentences such as "break the lock." Say "help" for more information.

> quest

Tutorial Quest: Get organized, gather resources, and become independent from your parents!

> look

Parent's Basement
...

[SagebrushSage]

C:\> run foo.exe --brief

Welcome back, SagebrushSage! 0 points earned so far today.
Procrastination bonus! 50 extra points for completing a minor objective.

Parent's Basement

Commoner Lv. 1 - 0 Pts > pick up box

You pick up an empty cardboard box.

Commoner Lv. 1 - 0 Pts > |

[SagebrushSage]

Commoner Lv. 1 - 13 Pts > recap

13 points earned so far today.
10 points: Framed 1 walls of shed.
3 points: Completed 3 routine tasks.

Procrastination bonus! 37 extra points for completing a minor objective by end of day.

Commoner Lv. 1 - 13 Pts > |

[SagebrushSage]

This doesn't work either. I'm just going to be bitter, remorseful, miserable, and unmotivated all day, every day. And that's fine. Whether I get some work done or not, it's fine. It's pithy, unconvincing garbage, but I just have to put one foot in front of the other. That's the best answer I have, and it'll have to do.

[Dude Skippy]

I was actually interested to see those first couple of posts on this thread. I thought that was neat. ...exhausting, but neat.

[The Dude Shepherd]

Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling

[Reverend Al]

Here I chronicle in brief my attempt to become a functioning adult. I would like to know what that's like...

If I ever figure it out, I'll let you know.