Ralphs

[El Duderino]

The venue to visit for all your beverage needs. Excellent place to go to procure half-and-half for your caucasians, or tubs of coffee for your most modestly priced recepticle requirements.

[The Dude]

well reknowed place to get the freshest half and half for sure. Make sure to get the original man! The Ralph's brand!

[I am the Walrus]

And about the only place that will let you get away with writing a 69. cent check to pay for your purchase. 

I can proudly say that Sad'm and the Eye-rackies have never been able to do anything like that in their hometown supermarket.

[You mean coitus?]

Goddamn VON'S revoked my card --which was my only means of identification for awhile, all because some little brat, a human paraquat, complained about me walking in Isle 4 in my pajamas.
Nothing changes..........

[ZenDudeist]

Goddamn VON'S revoked my card --which was my only means of identification for awhile, all because some little brat, a human paraquat, complained about me walking in Isle 4 in my pajamas.
Nothing changes..........

What's DIS BULLSHIT man? Bush leage pysch out stuff.

Not a Ralphs around here that I've ever known of, I mostly must procure my half n' half at the local hucks, caseys, or whatever gas station I stop by when I'm running low.