Strutin' your Dudeism...

[DigitalBuddha]

[mrpaddy]

Fuckin' A.

[BikerDude]

Wow.
Very cool.

But I'm telling you with our town clown cop force that would be a cop magnet.
Anything that hints that they might get a weed bust you can bet they will be on your shit.
It's brutal. Helicopters fluttering around over all the state forest land looking for grows all summer.
Freaking cops on the highway looking for the typical "Festival" ride with bumper stickers and what have you. Stopped for "Driving while Dude".

[jgiffin]

Wow.
Very cool.

But I'm telling you with our town clown cop force that would be a cop magnet.
Anything that hints that they might get a weed bust you can bet they will be on your shit.
It's brutal. Helicopters fluttering around over all the state forest land looking for grows all summer.
Freaking cops on the highway looking for the typical "Festival" ride with bumper stickers and what have you. Stopped for "Driving while Dude".

Sounds like your local 5.0 have their priorities straight. I mean, you guys already fixed all the murders, rapes, burglaries, arson, fraud, vandalism, loitering, and other sundry crimes...

God. Damn. Fascists.

[BikerDude]

Wow.
Very cool.

But I'm telling you with our town clown cop force that would be a cop magnet.
Anything that hints that they might get a weed bust you can bet they will be on your shit.
It's brutal. Helicopters fluttering around over all the state forest land looking for grows all summer.
Freaking cops on the highway looking for the typical "Festival" ride with bumper stickers and what have you. Stopped for "Driving while Dude".

Sounds like your local 5.0 have their priorities straight. I mean, you guys already fixed all the murders, rapes, burglaries, arson, fraud, vandalism, loitering, and other sundry crimes...

God. Damn. Fascists.

Yeah there's a very paraquat attitude.
It's culture war.
Of course most of what THEY do is hang out at the local mini mart and play scratch off tickets.
The good news is they are getting eliminated. A small town with a cop force much too big to justify. They have motorcycles and a helicopter etc etc in a small town. The police chief makes big money while the storm sewers back up every time there is a storm.
If they weren't tryna bust people for weed or whatever other BS they wouldn't have a purpose. Finally the town is gonna eliminate the cop force.
Sure they aren't 100% bad. But the reactionaries outnumber the Dudes by a long shot.

As bad as the staties are they generally don't have as much time on their hands to be dicks.