Dudely bottle opener

[MindAbiding]

Hi there dudes,

I was just opening a cold one and broke my favorite plastic bottle opener (that kind of day). So, I got to thinking about whether there are any Lebowski themed bottle openers out there. Sadly, all I could find is this one (http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/200684126282?lpid=82), which appears a little light in its bottle opening capabilities.

Any of you Dudes have a Dude bottle opener? Any of you crafty dudes want to make one?

[DigitalBuddha]

Awesome, dude!

[Judd Dude]

Yeah no way that thing would hold up to the dudes oat soda consumption. Would prolly break after first use.

I got a brass naked lady opener that's a little dude-like, in a strongly vaginal way.