Random Thoughts

[jdurand]

At a Dudist convention, what do you do when the bathroom says "Dudes"?

Does a Dude who's also a nudist become a flasher when he/she wears his/her robe?
[sub-thought] Are there female flashers?

I once saw a big sign at work that said THINK! ... I sprained my brain and had to take the rest of the day off.

My tea cup says "Life is just a bowl of cherry bombs".

Can you look someone up if they're shorter than you?

[DigitalBuddha]

  Last time I was at Epcot Disney World (this summer), I was in the John and couldn't believe that they actually posted a sign on how to wash your hands called "hand washing tips"...

[jdurand]

I walk outside to dump the recycling into the bin with a clash and a clatter.

My eyes follow the redwood tree to where it's pointing in the sky, a field of stars.

(Does anyone need to mow the stars?)

I feel a connection with the cosmos and the Earth.

Then I look down and realize I'm standing in a pile of chicken poo.

[cckeiser]

I walk outside to dump the recycling into the bin with a clash and a clatter.

My eyes follow the redwood tree to where it's pointing in the sky, a field of stars.

(Does anyone need to mow the stars?)

I feel a connection with the cosmos and the Earth.

Then I look down and realize I'm standing in a pile of chicken poo.

Awesome dude....

[DigitalBuddha]

I walk outside to dump the recycling into the bin with a clash and a clatter.

My eyes follow the redwood tree to where it's pointing in the sky, a field of stars.

(Does anyone need to mow the stars?)

I feel a connection with the cosmos and the Earth.

Then I look down and realize I'm standing in a pile of chicken poo.

Yes, but that chicken poo's atoms were made in a star. We are all star stuff, as is chicken poo.


....back to my beer.

[meekon5]

I walk outside to dump the recycling into the bin with a clash and a clatter.

My eyes follow the redwood tree to where it's pointing in the sky, a field of stars.

(Does anyone need to mow the stars?)

I feel a connection with the cosmos and the Earth.

Then I look down and realize I'm standing in a pile of chicken poo.

Yes, but that chicken poo's atoms were made in a star. We are all star stuff, as is chicken poo.


....back to my beer.

The beer is also star stuff!

[jdurand]

And stars are made from really old beer and chicken poo from planets that have been vaporized in the long past...just like we'll be in the (hopefully) far future.

[meekon5]

And stars are made from really old beer and chicken poo from planets that have been vaporized in the long past...just like we'll be in the (hopefully) far future.

All together now:

"Star Chicken, across the universe!"