Our holy animal

[MindAbiding]

Dudes,

This new TV show will hopefully provide many informal lessons in abiding:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/09/arts/television/meet-the-sloths-debuts-on-animal-planet.html?_r=0

[Reverend Curb]

Sloths are cool, man, but I've always felt an affection for other slow movin' critters.

[Rev Paddy Cakes]

This may be a good opportunity to discuss our holy animalS. Hey, other religions have lambs and lions and doves and shit. Just as there are dudes with lots of different styles, there can be more than one dude-like animal. Koalas seem like good candidates. Anybody else?

Actually, throw in some whale song and those Japanese Macaques who chill in hot springs seem pretty dudely.

[BikerDude]

[Reverend Curb]

Apes man, they freak me out! They can bite your face off and rip your johnson from your body!

[BrotherShamus]

I would have to agree Curb. There's something about them...

It's like they're are one of the only other animals with the capacity for hatred, and they definitely hate us (most anyway).