My philosophy

Started by El Duderino, March 05, 2007, 01:47:30 PM

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Turtle

thats ...ah...just....weird.

And Andrea....I need it for...well...obviously ur not a golfer.
Careful man, there's a beverage here!



No funny stuff, ok?

Andrea D.

Yeah, i know, i know, you need it for make some pee on the rug, yeah i know, you're not dealing with a moron here. :D
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Turtle on June 06, 2008, 04:51:14 AM
i dunno, "bollocks" confuses me, i dont like using a word that means testicles in a negative way, i happen to value my testicles very highly and my johnson too, i dont need your fuckin sympathy, i need my bollocks and my johnson!

am i wrong?

And dude, "bollocks" is not the preferred nomenclature...machismo, please.

Hillbilly dude

Quote from: Some Dude on January 14, 2008, 07:08:25 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on March 22, 2007, 06:29:17 PM
I was was thinking that the dude, if he were in fact a Brit, would say something like "ahh bugger it."

Brits don't use the word fuck? how the fuck could someone NOT use the word fuck?? ???  :o

FUCK!!

What in gods name are you blathering about?
Darkness worshed over the dude:
Darker than a black steers tookis on a moonless praire night!

Dude1967

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Dude1967 on August 02, 2008, 05:14:02 PM
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!

..............this is a family restaurant.

Dude1967

Oh, please dear!  I've got news for you: the Supreme Court has roundly  rejected prior restraint!
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Dude1967 on August 03, 2008, 02:17:47 PM
Oh, please dear!  I've got news for you: the Supreme Court has roundly  rejected prior restraint!


.................I'm staying, enjoying my coffee.

brandt

What the fuck you talking about?


Have it your way ,dude

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: brandt on August 04, 2008, 01:35:48 PM
What the fuck you talking about?


Have it your way ,dude

Yeah, man

Dude1967

Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 05, 2008, 11:44:18 PM
Quote from: brandt on August 04, 2008, 01:35:48 PM
What the fuck you talking about?


Have it your way ,dude

Yeah, man
Manolo will load it into your car for you, uh, Dude.

Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

brandt

...and Brandt will fill you in on the details

Dude1967

Quote from: brandt on August 11, 2008, 09:43:43 AM
...and Brandt will fill you in on the details
just as long as fucking Waldo stays away
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

brandt

....eight year olds, dude

Dude1967

 Well, okay, you're not privy to all the new shit, so uh, you know, but that's what you pay me for.  Speaking of which, would it be possible for me to get my twenty grand in cash?  I gotta check this with my accountant of course, but my concern is that, you know, it could bump me into a higher tax--

Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)