More on shirts...what should mine say?

[TheGermanNihilist]

I want to make myself a shirt, but I don't want a simple 'Achiever' shirt.

Then I also have to consider WHO in this goddamn world will give a fuck about cuss words, especially in Germany.

Thinking of best quotes of the movie, simple....yet cool. Maybe a small picture on the back...

-They pissed on your fucking rug
-The Dude Abides..

I'm already buzzed so I'm having some difficulties thinking. Literally, lost my train of thought..haha, we're making a small Lebowski Family Fest tonight, watchin the film with the In Laws (who have never seen it). Oh, here I go ramblin again...

I don't know right now. man...ughh...give me your opinions! Its just a black shirt. I'm really leaning with a 'They pissed on your fucking rug' or 'The rug really tied the room together' shirt.

Fuck...I made a helluva (few) Caucasian(s) tonight....good night sweet prince...

[Dude1967]

I want to make myself a shirt, but I don't want a simple 'Achiever' shirt.

Then I also have to consider WHO in this goddamn world will give a fuck about cuss words, especially in Germany.

Thinking of best quotes of the movie, simple....yet cool. Maybe a small picture on the back...

-They pissed on your fucking rug
-The Dude Abides..

I'm already buzzed so I'm having some difficulties thinking. Literally, lost my train of thought..haha, we're making a small Lebowski Family Fest tonight, watchin the film with the In Laws (who have never seen it). Oh, here I go ramblin again...

I don't know right now. man...ughh...give me your opinions! Its just a black shirt. I'm really leaning with a 'They pissed on your fucking rug' or 'The rug really tied the room together' shirt.

Fuck...I made a helluva (few) Caucasian(s) tonight....good night sweet prince...

I personally made up a shirt that says " Forget about the Fucking Toe", or how about, "Smokey my friend, you're entering a world of pain."?

[BikerDude]

Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
He fixes the cable?
Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
I'm just helping her conceive, man!
Who the fuck are the Knutsens?
Did you ever hear of "The Seattle Seven"?
OVER THE LINE!
Oh boy. How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug.
Start talking and talk fast you lousy bum.
What exactly is the problem?

[brandt]

Real reactionary!

[Dude1967]

Phones ringing, Dude

[digbys kid]

Thank you, Donnie!

[Elbowski]

How 'bout a picture of the rug with "Missing: Reward"?

or

Moron's shirt. JK, dude. On the back, "The bums will always lose!"

[sufidude]

A Lebowski shirt you probably shouldn't wear in Germany:

"Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism dude, at least it's an ethos!"

[Kaisama]

I like the idea of a shirt I once had....on the front it said
"Want to know how to keep an idiot busy? See back of shirt..." and the back read " Want to know how to keep an idiot busy? See front of shirt..."  lol

[Matt the Walrus]

I am the WALRUS?
with the picture of a quizzical looking Donny. Of course my opinion may be biased.

or

What day is this?

[meekon5]

Mine would have to say:

"They finally did it.
They killed my fucking car!"

or

"You seem to have confused me with someone that gives a fuck!"

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

A Lebowski shirt you probably shouldn't wear in Germany:

"Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism dude, at least it's an ethos!"

I like that one the best, or for my adaptation

Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski!

kind of ties the reactionary and his calmness into one sentence. 5 words, one locale, 2 personas, one emotion. A wiser man than me once said; if you can't explain it quickly you don't understand it.