My fucking taxes and the IRS!

[DigitalBuddha]

Had my CPA do my taxes today (I filed an extension); he was able to get my tax liability down to about 560 clams, or bucks, or what have you, and a refund from the state for about 900 clams. I run a good business out of my private residence and thought I might end up fucked in the ass by a stranger (well, the IRS to be exact), but it looks like I'll be taken a crow bar to their lights instead of them taking one to mine. Fucking eh!

The IRS, jesus; can't be bothered by that shit or they'll end up giving me a rash, man!

[cckeiser]

Hey dude....some burgers....some beers...a few laughs....your troubles are over dude!

[DigitalBuddha]

Hey dude....some burgers....some beers...a few laughs....your troubles are over dude!

Fuckin' eh, C dude; my troubles are over for sure...at least for this year.

[BikerDude]

I was self incorporated for a time.
Now I contract with staffing companies.
I'd rather take a hit on my take home just to have withholding, W2, accounting etc.
It's a real pain in the ass otherwise.

[DigitalBuddha]

I was self incorporated for a time.
Now I contract with staffing companies.
I'd rather take a hit on my take home just to have withholding, W2, accounting etc.
It's a real pain in the ass otherwise.

My CPA got on my ass about tax planning; first thing I was thinking when he was talking to me was "holy shit, fucking amazing, man; we live in a situation that requires a dude to have a fucking battle plan just to keep the IRS monkey off your back!"  We need a tax revolt!

[Judd Dude]

So what you're saying is you didn't have to reveal all your uh, papers, business papers?

[DigitalBuddha]

So what you're saying is you didn't have to reveal all your uh, papers, business papers?

I try to keep my papers a private residence, man. I know my rights.

[Judd Dude]

So what you're saying is you didn't have to reveal all your uh, papers, business papers?

I try to keep my papers a private residence, man. I know my rights.

You don't know shit Lebowski. 

[DigitalBuddha]

So what you're saying is you didn't have to reveal all your uh, papers, business papers?

I try to keep my papers a private residence, man. I know my rights.

You don't know shit Lebowski. 

LMAO! Neither does the IRS.

[Judd Dude]

So what you're saying is you didn't have to reveal all your uh, papers, business papers?

I try to keep my papers a private residence, man. I know my rights.

You don't know shit Lebowski. 

LMAO! Neither does the IRS.

LOL! Amen man!