I'm glad he's out there

[BikerDude]

Taking it easy for all us sinners.


Driver of Motorized Beer Cooler Charged With Drunk Driving

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2011/08/08/motorized-beer-cooler-driver-charged-with-drunk-driving/

[NobleElement]

Poor dude was also charged with driving without a license.  I didn't know there was such a thing as a motorized beer cooler license.  Must be listed next to the Power Wheels Operator license.

[Boston Rockbury]

Poor dude was also charged with driving without a license.  I didn't know there was such a thing as a motorized beer cooler license.  Must be listed next to the Power Wheels Operator license.

There is no such thing as a motorised beer cooler license. That's how they knew for sure that he didn't have one. The law has a sort of relentless logic when it comes beer cooler regulations. Makes me thirsty just lookin at the damn picture.

[milnie]

Was the guy sitting in or in it? Looks like its for pushing. Sorry for the banal comment but the small details count, or should I be less lazy and read the whole article?
I know someone who was booked for driving a golf cart drunk

[Caesar dude]

I know a guy who lost his licence for driving a horse drunk... yes you read that correctly...a fucking horse!!

[DigitalBuddha]

I know a guy who lost his licence for driving a horse drunk... yes you read that correctly...a fucking horse!!

I once sat on a big dog when I was drunk; guess I should lose my driver's license.

[cckeiser]

I know a guy who lost his licence for driving a horse drunk... yes you read that correctly...a fucking horse!!

I once sat on a big dog when I was drunk; guess I should lose my driver's license.

Depending on the dog....you could lose more than that!

[Hominid]

Getting charged is one thing, convicted is another... the cop did him a favour, cause if he was charged with public mischief, THAT would stick.

[DigitalBuddha]

I know a guy who lost his licence for driving a horse drunk... yes you read that correctly...a fucking horse!!

I once sat on a big dog when I was drunk; guess I should lose my driver's license.

Depending on the dog....you could lose more than that!

I remember is being grraaaoowwed at a lot

[Caesar dude]

I once stood on a drunk dog (by accident!)

The dog was Italian and was called tripod for it had three legs!

It was laying down in the entrance/exit from the Naafi bar in Sardinia!

I was carrying two pints of Italy's finest lager (Ichnussa).. my oath was immortalised  in a squadron cartoon! Wish I still had it to show you!

"For fucks sakes who put that fucking three legged fuck pig of an excuse for a dog there? It's of no use to humanity and you can't even wipe your feet on the fucker without tripping up on the stupid thing. Whose got their gun?"

I wasn't very dude in those days!

Oh and for info... I didn't spill a drop!

Peace.