Turns out that Joseph Smith...

[BikerDude]

Founder of Mormonism was a con man before going on to form Mormonism.
I mean he was arrested and convicted for misleading people with schemes that were pure fraud.
Which makes him about the same as the rest of all historical religious leaders.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9UzbucqHCc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Etownp_Rmw&feature=related

http://www.padfieldconsulting.com/mormonism/mormon-comparisons.html

[DigitalBuddha]

Yup, religious cons are still around, that is for fucking sure...

[BikerDude]

A good book (no pun intended) about it.
http://www.amazon.com/Under-Banner-Heaven-Story-Violent/dp/1400032806

And it's soon to be a movie directed by Ron Howard.
It's got the Mormons all bent out of shape.
http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=79982

[DigitalBuddha]

True story; Last time I had one of these morons (cuse' me, sorry; "Mormons") at my door (which happens a couple times a year), I asked one of them if they had an official "Latter Day Saints butt plug with their church phone number on it?" ...one of them just stared at me and finally mumbled something like "ah sir, I um, we, well I'm I'm not just exactly sure what you're asking, we don't do that, ahh, for...," so I said it again; "do you guys carry official Mormon church butt plugs with you?" At that point I just stood there staring at them until one without saying anything turned around and walked off leaving his buddy there on my porch with a sick almost panic look on his fast until the other Mormon shouted out "c'mon, lets get outta here!"

What I think scared the shit out of both of them is that I kept my right hand tucked behind the small of my back like I had something they DIDN'T want to see hidden. A couple of times during our brief conversation, I kept quickly, without moving my head, glancing my eyes to my right as if wondering if they could see what I had in my hand.    HA HA!! Worked like a charm!

[kilteddude]

I used to keep a few pamphlets about Druidism that a friend of mine had made up by the front door just so I could tell them that if they wanted to talk to me about their god that I expected them to spend the same amount of time talking to me about the "true religion."  All while insisting they join me for a cup of coffee.  I didn't give out many pamphlets, but sadly they've been damaged too badly to use, and he no longer has the file on his computer to make me more

[Boston Rockbury]

I know very little about Mormonism but my guru is a practising Mormon and he is a very groovy dude. He has never once tried to push his faith on me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ozpy4ZLVUQ

[BikerDude]

I know very little about Mormonism but my guru is a practising Mormon and he is a very groovy dude. He has never once tried to push his faith on me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ozpy4ZLVUQ

Does he believe that God lives on the planet "Kolob"?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolob

How bout the magic underwear?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_garment

Just think. We almost had a leader of the free world taking his orders from the planet Kolob while wearing magic underwear.
What a world.

[Boston Rockbury]

What? this dude?

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[rev-jaholbrook]

My inlaws are Mormon.  If you have ever seen the south park episode about them, its dead on

[DigitalBuddha]

I know very little about Mormonism but my guru is a practising Mormon and he is a very groovy dude. He has never once tried to push his faith on me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ozpy4ZLVUQ

Does he believe that God lives on the planet "Kolob"?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolob

How bout the magic underwear?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_garment

Just think. We almost had a leader of the free world taking his orders from the planet Kolob while wearing magic underwear.
What a world.

Holy shit, that is tooooooooo fucking funny, mang!!!

[Boston Rockbury]

I still don't get what you dudes have against magic underwear?

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[DigitalBuddha]

I still don't get what you dudes have against magic underwear?

I got mine here...

[Boston Rockbury]

That's not what i heard dude.

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[DigitalBuddha]

That's not what i heard dude.

The jesus would love it. Eight year olds, dude.

[spacegirl]

I knew about Joseph Smith being a phony and "Kobol" (and that the guy who created "Battlestar Galactica" was a Mormon, hence the reference to Kobol, etc. in both series), but I had no idea about the magic underwear. Wow. If they're supposed to keep it on at all times, how the heck do they procreate?