Alas for Waldo, he was a good troll

DigitalBuddha · July 22, 2008, 04:52:48 PM

GOD DAMNIT!!!

Is there a Ralph's around here?

Waldo was a crazy fuck, and a good troll (good? well, maybe). He was. . . He was one of us (ahhh, have to think about that one). He was a man who loved complaining, and crying, and as a non-golfer explored the Dudeism Forum.

And he was an avid whiner. And a pain in the ass. He fucked up--he pissed on the forum's rug as so many of his generation, before his time.

In your wisdom you took him, Lord. As you took so many bright flowering dipshits, at Great Dudes in History, The Tao of the Dude, Lebowskian Theory and Hill 364.

And so, Waldo--Undude--Deraldostein, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your mortal remains............

Fuck it, I'm going bowling.

Andrea D. · July 22, 2008, 04:57:04 PM

Take Dude...

DigitalBuddha · July 22, 2008, 07:40:25 PM

Quote from: Andrea Dudette on July 22, 2008, 04:57:04 PM
Take Dude...

Goodnight, Waldo.

brandt · July 22, 2008, 08:15:14 PM

what's that fuck's name down at the league office?....Waldo?... I told that faux Jew, I don't roll on Shabbas

Andrea D. · July 22, 2008, 08:48:11 PM

Good night BITTER prince.

DigitalBuddha · July 22, 2008, 10:27:12 PM

The Waldo did not abide.

forumdude · July 22, 2008, 10:32:37 PM

Poor guy must have been hit on the head by a nihilist with a cricket bat.

Life goes on. Can't be worried about that shit.

He has officially shut the fuck up.

DigitalBuddha · July 22, 2008, 10:35:59 PM

Quote from: forumdude on July 22, 2008, 10:32:37 PM
Poor guy must have been hit on the head by a nihilist with a cricket bat.

Life goes on. Can't be worried about that shit.

He has officially shut the fuck up.

Far fucking out, forumdude.......

Sometimes Waldo ate the bar, sometimes the bar ate Waldo.

SmokeytheBuddha · July 23, 2008, 10:08:42 AM

Waldo, Waldo, Waldo...

You happy, you crazy fuck?

brandt · July 23, 2008, 10:14:42 AM

Mark it zero!!!!

Andrea D. · July 23, 2008, 10:18:33 AM

Quote from: forumdude on July 22, 2008, 10:32:37 PM
Poor guy must have been hit on the head by a nihilist with a cricket bat.

Life goes on. Can't be worried about that shit.

He has officially shut the fuck up.

And we take comfort in that.

brandt · July 23, 2008, 10:25:44 AM

I'm sorry dear, but for your information, the Supreme Forum has roundly rejected Waldo v. Dude speech

Am i wrong, pendajo?

Dude1967 · July 23, 2008, 01:27:12 PM

Quote from: brandt on July 23, 2008, 10:25:44 AM
I'm sorry dear, but for your information, the Supreme Forum has roundly rejected Waldo v. Dude speech

Am i wrong, pendajo?

No Walter, you're not wrong, you're just an asshole

brandt · July 23, 2008, 06:00:33 PM

Calmer than you are..And we advance to the next what have you

DigitalBuddha · July 23, 2008, 07:06:20 PM

Waldo was throwing rocks tonight.