I need to get something off my ass

[DigitalBuddha]

I have seen the Big Lebowski.


Discuss.

[SmokeytheBuddha]

I got a rash, man.

[brandt]

Have you been listening to the Dude's story?

[Andrea D.]

Well...uh...yeah.

[Dude1967]

Have you been listening to the Dude's story?

you're like a child who wanders in in the middle of a movie...

[DigitalBuddha]

  The boys down at the crime lab have a lead (in case anyone was wondering what the fuck this thread was about)............

Ref.: http://dudeism.com/smf/index.php?topic=341.0

[Andrea D.]

Look Dbuddha you're not dealing with morons here...

[DigitalBuddha]

Look Dbuddha you're not dealing with morons here...

Jackie Treehorn wants to talk to the deadbeat Waldo.

[brandt]

Hello Waldo, I'm Jackie Treehorn

[DigitalBuddha]

Hello Waldo, I'm Jackie Treehorn

So if you'll just write me a check for my ten per cent. . . of half a million. . . five grand.

[DigitalBuddha]

Look Dbuddha you're not dealing with morons here...

Do I look like i'm fucking married? The toilet's seats up, man. 

[brandt]

You still do math manually, don't you dbhudda?

[Dude1967]

I will not abide another math problem

[DigitalBuddha]

My God, Sir.....I will not abide another math problem!!

[brandt]

As Brandt is my witness sir, I will not abide another math problem!