I need to get something off my chest

[Garheart]

I have never seen the Big Lebowski.


Discuss.

[DigitalBuddha]

I have never seen the Big Lebowski.


Discuss.

You, human paraquat! You figured, oh, here's a bunch of losers, you know ah, deadbeats, dudes the square community won't give a shit about.

Obviously your not a golfer.

[Garheart]

I have no idea if that is a reference to the Big Lebowski. For I have never seen it.


Discuss.

[DigitalBuddha]

I have no idea if that is a reference to the Big Lebowski. For I have never seen it.


Discuss.

Dude, you have to watch the movie, or we have no frame of reference, here dude. You're like a child who wanders into a movie...

Dude, check out the movie for free at............

www.hulu.com

Of course, you have to take the good with the bad.  The new technology permits us to do very exciting things in interactive erotic software.  Wave of the future, Dude.  100% electronic.

[Andrea D.]

You never seen what??

[SmokeytheBuddha]

I have never seen the Big Lebowski.


Discuss.

Fellow Dudeists,

We must stage an intervention to help save this poor, lost soul from the Un-Dude.

[Andrea D.]

Maybe i don't understand (like always) but, Garheart is saying that he never saw The Big Lebowski?
Am i wrong?

[Turtle]

Its definitely a cry for help.

[SmokeytheBuddha]

Its definitely a cry for help.

LOL...

[DigitalBuddha]

Boy.  How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they seen the Big Lebowski?

[DigitalBuddha]

I have no idea if that is a reference to the Big Lebowski. For I have never seen it.

You want a DVD of the Big Lebowski?  I can get you a DVD of the Big Lebowski, believe me.  There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a DVD of the Big Lebowski by this afternoon--with nail  polish. These fucking amateurs. They send us a  dude who hasn't seen the movie, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear.  Jesus Christ.

[brandt]

well this is our concern ,dude, however, a short primer on the Big Lewbowski and before you know it, you'll be taking it easy, man, I mean after all why invest any effort into this subject when all you need are a few key lines to impress.. "I taught I saw a puddy cat", "do you have anything other than mexican food"? "never get out of the fuckin' boat. No one will ever accuse you of dealing with morons here.

[DigitalBuddha]

And let's also not forget--let's not forget, Dude--that not buying The Big Lebowski and watching it, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city--that isn't legal either.

[brandt]

WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING THEATRE USHER NOW, I NEED MY FUCKING JOHNSON

[DigitalBuddha]

WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING THEATRE USHER NOW, I NEED MY FUCKING JOHNSON

--We are sympathizing here, Dude--