When are you fuckheads coming to Hawaii so we can get drunk?

[Turtle]

Dudes....I need some Dudes here to go drinkin with, get your asses out here to the islands, and lets down some caucasians and some oat sodas and go bowling.
And somebody grab Dudette and bring her with you!
Thank Dude for dudette man, without her, this place would be a sausage fest.

[DigitalBuddha]

Dudes....I need some Dudes here to go drinkin with, get your asses out here to the islands, and lets down some caucasians and some oat sodas and go bowling.
And somebody grab Dudette and bring her with you!
Thank Dude for dudette man, without her, this place would be a sausage fest.

Dudette is worthy fucking poster, man. As for the islands, been there, done that, man; Oahu and Maui numerous times. A far fucking out place, dude.

[brandt]

dude, also been there done that. during the "nam debacle" stationed at Hickam, flew into saigon too many times visited 100 "p" alley too many times, too much psych out bullshit, laughable man, owned a rag top, cruised thru the pineapple fields up to schofield, got tight with the samoans on the n. shore, ate sushi, had a shit chinaman as a landlord in waipahu, i been rum drunk on the Rock too many times, so this is my concern, when are YOU coming to Pa to get drunk, and i ain't seen no queen in her underpants.

[Dude1967]

Dudes....I need some Dudes here to go drinkin with, get your asses out here to the islands, and lets down some caucasians and some oat sodas and go bowling.
And somebody grab Dudette and bring her with you!
Thank Dude for dudette man, without her, this place would be a sausage fest.

Turtle, where's my ticket, man?

[Andrea D.]

Yeah, wheres the fucking tickets ! We want that tickets, Turtle.  Bunny said you were good for it.

[Turtle]

I'll buy the tickets (standby tickets) if you buy all the drinks....trust me...thats a deal for me. 

[brandt]

Turtle, dude, I love you but you are a fucking asshole...waving standby tickets around..have you visited an airport lately...fuckin travesty...many undude people givin' you a rash..I doubt they even give you a lei at HIA upon arrival....man, you have to look to who benefits, fuckin big oil, airline execs...the millionaires,man

The wife flies alot, not the ex, but that's why they're paying her

I'd rather swim with the nihilists and their marmots

[ozzy85]

I wish the facists I work for would pay me enough so I could take a vacation.  I've never been to Hawaii, my fiancee swears I'd love it and want to move there.

...Hey, isn't that where they make Kahlua? Far fuckin' out!

[brandt]

Kahlua..Hecho in Mexico

[Andrea D.]

Kahlua..Hecho in Mexico

Well, there isn't a literal connection between Kahlua and Mexico Brandt.