Some suggestions on how to eat when you're broke...

[Turtle]

I spent my last $10 bill yesterday and I'm fucking hungry.
A friend fed me vodka and OJ and a late night omellete
last night so that was very Dude. (Although I tried to convince
her to purchase Kahlua and milk with the vodka, she insisted
on OJ, and i wasn't in a position to be picky.)

So now its 3pm the next day and I got 3 dollars and 20 cents
and doesn't look like any money is coming in for at least another
2 weeks. Theres a Hare Krishna free lunch today so I might go,
although it creeps me out to be around any other religion other
than Dudeism, so I don't know.

Any of you dudes been in a similar situation?
Any dudes got any suggestions on how to eat
when you're broke?

As realistic as possible please...my dudes...coz I am totally in need of real ideas.
I've gotta feed the monkey.

[Garheart]

-Become one with nature for two weeks

-Live with a fellow dude

-Go to Taco Bell and get those 69 cent tacos for 2 weeks

-Exploit the system and find whatever free meals you can find at places that you don't belong in.

-Go to a soup kitchen

-Beg for change or go around a large mall and ask someone if they have 35 cents to make a phone call. Usually people will be lazy and just give you a dollar.

[Andrea D.]

"Theres a Hare Krishna free lunch today so I might go"
It sounds as a good choice dude, and healthy.

[Turtle]

Yeah but I'm afraid they might slip something in the food, Jackie Treehorn style.

And then next thing u know I'm in the office of the chief of police of Malibu with a shaved head and a robe chanting Hare Krishna...Krishna...Krishna....etc, etc....you get the picture.

[DigitalBuddha]

I spent my last $10 bill yesterday and I'm fucking hungry.
A friend fed me vodka and OJ and a late night omellete
last night so that was very Dude. (Although I tried to convince
her to purchase Kahlua and milk with the vodka, she insisted
on OJ, and i wasn't in a position to be picky.)

So now its 3pm the next day and I got 3 dollars and 20 cents
and doesn't look like any money is coming in for at least another
2 weeks. Theres a Hare Krishna free lunch today so I might go,
although it creeps me out to be around any other religion other
than Dudeism, so I don't know.

Any of you dudes been in a similar situation?
Any dudes got any suggestions on how to eat
when you're broke?

As realistic as possible please...my dudes...coz I am totally in need of real ideas.
I've gotta feed the monkey.

Do you have a job, sir? If not, see...

http://money.cnn.com/2002/03/13/pf/saving/q_fivethings_quickcash/

[Andrea D.]

Yeah but I'm afraid they might slip something in the food, Jackie Treehorn style.

And then next thing u know I'm in the office of the chief of police of Malibu with a shaved head and a robe chanting Hare Krishna...Krishna...Krishna....etc, etc....you get the picture.

Hahahahahaha

[Waldo Deraldo]

Find the nearest Jew and make him your friend. I know, I've payed for my bum friends before.

[Turtle]

Find the nearest Jew and make him your friend. I know, I've payed for my bum friends before.

Come off it, Waldo, you're not even fucking Jewish, you're fuckin Polish Catholic.

Jewish people don't stereotype themselves, you human paraquat.

[DigitalBuddha]

You don't go looking for a job dressed like that, do ya? 

[Turtle]

A jo...a what? What day is this?

[Waldo Deraldo]

Hey Turtle, thanks for insulting my religion, NUDNIK!
I may be unconventional, but at least I'm trying to help you.

[ozzy85]

Peanut butter and Miller beer.  I've had to make it off that before.

[Turtle]

Peanut butter and Miller beer.  I've had to make it off that before.

That sounds quite filling...uh less filling, no great taste...no less filling....shit....

[brandt]

Dude, the Jew is not the issue here, its uh..uh..you look to who will benefit and its always the rich fucks. I mean life does not start and stop...it just crosses the line and you just have to find a cash machine. You're not dealing with morons here.

[brandt]

Turtle , dude, when I was practicing pacifism on the "ROCK" in between trips to the canopy jungle when I could collect flight and combat pay, I found a great way to eat for free aside from the swill on base. Dude, my point is, get a sort of a job, sir.
I used to drive for Chicken Delight, man. I mean look for those who benefit. All the drivers were free to work up an appetite through a strict drug regimen and the cooks would fuck up a pizza order whenever we asked(they were all fascists, practicing  pacifism when they were'nt in the "nam") and we could have all the drinks, fries and slaw, anytime. And let's not forget,let's not forget, you get paid and tips....and you get paid..... and you eat for free...man!