Fucking theives stole my Dude figurine!!!

[Judd Dude]

We had small party at our house last night in which we were celebrating the closing of winter. We had lots of food and drink and a lot of laughs. We kept it very small this year since last year I lost an $80 torque wrench to some light-fingered asshole. Things were fine until when after the party broke up I noticed my Dude figure was missing from my Lebowski shrine. You got to be fucking kidding me man!!! Really?!?! So what was supposed to be a nice close to an evening we spent it searching for something that was missing, thinking it was a prank. Friends like these eh Gary? I'm not on facespace, but I got phone messages this morning from people saying they saw my Dude figure on there. You gotta be kidding me!!! Apparently this is some new stupid facebook prank where you lift someone's shit and post it on the net. Well, prank or not I'm not laughing. This was the first time these people were at my home too, to have the haggots.... I know  I may be being a little un-Dude to get excited about this, but this is the third time something's gone missing from a party night. I'm getting ready to say fuck it and never invite anyone in my home again. This kind of aggression definitely will not stand. Thanks for listening man.

[DigitalBuddha]

We had small party at our house last night in which we were celebrating the closing of winter. We had lots of food and drink and a lot of laughs. We kept it very small this year since last year I lost an $80 torque wrench to some light-fingered asshole. Things were fine until when after the party broke up I noticed my Dude figure was missing from my Lebowski shrine. You got to be fucking kidding me man!!! Really?!?! So what was supposed to be a nice close to an evening we spent it searching for something that was missing, thinking it was a prank. Friends like these eh Gary? I'm not on facespace, but I got phone messages this morning from people saying they saw my Dude figure on there. You gotta be kidding me!!! Apparently this is some new stupid facebook prank where you lift someone's shit and post it on the net. Well, prank or not I'm not laughing. This was the first time these people were at my home too, to have the haggots.... I know  I may be being a little un-Dude to get excited about this, but this is the third time something's gone missing from a party night. I'm getting ready to say fuck it and never invite anyone in my home again. This kind of aggression definitely will not stand. Thanks for listening man.

This aggression will not stand, man!

[Judd Dude]

Fuckin A...

[DigitalBuddha]

Fuckin A...

Got any leads? I mean, you know these guys? And, dude; your pad is a private residence, man. WTF undudes stealing your dudely icons. That's like an act of uncalled for sacrilege. Mark it zero!

[Landshark]

I wonder if that carpet pisser is the same one the took the wrench?

[Judd Dude]

I'm 99% sure I know which ungrateful nihilist took my wrench and I no longer talk to him anymore, nor would he be welcome in my home ever again. If I had proof I'd not only piss on his rug, I'd prolly shit on it too. The fucking human paraquat.  Of course that might make me a rug pisser... maybe just  punch him in the face and take back my fucking wrench.

[Leninrocks244]

I'm 99% sure I know which ungrateful nihilist took my wrench and I no longer talk to him anymore, nor would he be welcome in my home ever again. If I had proof I'd not only piss on his rug, I'd prolly shit on it too. The fucking human paraquat.  Of course that might make me a rug pisser... maybe just  punch him in the face and take back my fucking wrench.

Do it. If I were you I'd go to his place and show him what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!!!

[Landshark]

I'm 99% sure I know which ungrateful nihilist took my wrench and I no longer talk to him anymore, nor would he be welcome in my home ever again. If I had proof I'd not only piss on his rug, I'd prolly shit on it too. The fucking human paraquat.  Of course that might make me a rug pisser... maybe just  punch him in the face and take back my fucking wrench.

The old man said to take any wrench in the house.

[DigitalBuddha]

I'm 99% sure I know which ungrateful nihilist took my wrench and I no longer talk to him anymore, nor would he be welcome in my home ever again. If I had proof I'd not only piss on his rug, I'd prolly shit on it too. The fucking human paraquat.  Of course that might make me a rug pisser... maybe just  punch him in the face and take back my fucking wrench.

This wrench was, ahh, you know, this was a valued wrench? One that really tied the tool kit together, did it not? Dude, stealing another dude's wrench is like stealing a dude's horse. It's unchecked aggression. Totally over the line.

[Judd Dude]

It was a valued wrench, helped tie my motorcycles together man...

[DigitalBuddha]

It was a valued wrench, helped tie my motorcycles together man...

They peed on the J dude's wrench.

[milnie]

been there dude. had work going on in the house and some buggers helped themselves to some of my tools. using another mans tools as not on, a line must be drawn ...
there is nothing quite so sad as walking into the garage and seeing the ghostly outline of tools that use to be on my wall board!

[DigitalBuddha]

There is an answer, dudes...........

[Judd Dude]

An update on this case- I got my Dude figurine back, unspoiled. I made it known to these rug pee'ers that I would not abide another prank like this man, and that they should stay the fuck out of Malibu(my house).

[DigitalBuddha]

An update on this case- I got my Dude figurine back, unspoiled. I made it known to these rug pee'ers that I would not abide another prank like this man, and that they should stay the fuck out of Malibu(my house).

Sounds like a bunch of assholes. They believe in nothing, man. A dude's sacred figurine stolen; that just isn't right. Hopefully you gave them a coffee mug right where they needed one.