'leave mommy alone, dude, she's in church!'

[hannahdude]

when i sit at the computer and get on this site, drink in hand, my husband knows how to run interference by saying that.
it freaks her out because she thinks church is christian and that we smirk at christians ( sorry i ever let her over-hear one nights drunken ravings when she was 3).
so i yell back at her, 'church, temple, bungalow, its all the same thing, mang!'
and husband leads her off to eat a twinkie and watch the little rascals or pee-wee's playhouse.