RIP, George Carlin...

[SmokeytheBuddha]

one curmudgeonly dude.

[DigitalBuddha]

one curmudgeonly dude.

The dude abided.................

[Dude1967]

He will certainly be missed.  "Why do they bother to lock gas station bathrooms?  Are they afraid someone will clean them?" -GC

[forumdude]

Carlinisms:

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

[Dude1967]

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.  Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

[ozzy85]

I just bought his last album, ironically titled Life Is Worth Losing.  A dude that was true to himself and one hell of a BS detector.  I'll miss him.

[jimmyjazz]

Saw him in concert once.  Definitely a Dude among Dudes.

[Waldo Deraldo]

Certainly a man to remember. Carlin we hardly knew ye.
                                                                                      - Waldo Deraldostein, Clevelander                                         
                                                                                                                ^ pronounced steen   

[SmokeytheBuddha]

Carlinisms:

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

But, there are some two-way words. There are double-meaning words. Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? 'And the cock crowed three times.''Hey, the cock the cock crowed three times. It's in the bible.' There are some Two-way words, like it's okay for Curt Gowdy to say 'Roberto Clemente has two balls on him.' But he can't say, 'I think he hurt his balls on that play Tony, don't you? He's holding them. He must have hurt them by God.' And the other two-way word that goes with that one is prick. It's okay if it happens to your finger. Yes, you can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick. No, no."

[brandt]

" Scratch any cynic, and you'll find a disappointed idealist"

Carlin had the Dude defined spot on,  eh what!

[DigitalBuddha]

Certainly a man to remember. Carlin we hardly knew ye.
                                                                                      - Waldo Deraldostein, Clevelander                                         
                                                                                                                ^ pronounced steen   

Holy shit, fucking Waldo was everywhere! Dios Mi!

[brandt]

Waldo, Fuckin' amateur

[Dude1967]

  The Dude finishes punching a number into the phone.

                                     PHONE VOICE
                         This is Waldo.  I'm not in;
                         leave a message after the beep.

[Hillbilly dude]

Now that carlin is gone, The whole world may go crazy...

[digbys kid]

George, did ya have to use so many cuss words?