OK, somebody had to ask, so I will......

[DigitalBuddha]

As corny as it seems (at least New Year's resolutions can seem goofy to me), I had to ask if anyone has a dude-like New Year's resolution. Mine are to get my papers under control and try to slack off a bit more.

Yours?

Almost forgot......more coitus too. 

[cckeiser]

I do not make new years resolutions...never have. I would only break them anyway!

[Rev. Ed C]

I resolve to continue being unresolved... *slips into another yearlong paradox*

[Hominid]

No resolutions here either. Though more coitus sounds good!

[meekon5]

It's a old joke (and I've managed to abide by it) but quite a few years ago I resolved to never make another resolution, and have managed to stick to it.

Thank you to my Grandfather for whom I hold that joke in perpetuity.

[DigitalBuddha]

I need to try that; say fuck it to new years resolutions and go bowling. (Except the coitus part , I'm leaving that in.)

[meekon5]

If I thought resolving to have more coitus had any effect on me actually getting the offers to perform it I would resolve to get more every day, let alone once a year.

Om may I get laid more Om!

[BikerDude]

Is this --what date is this?

[Rev. Ed C]

Is this --what date is this?

It's the date I get a new calender, because the old one's run out.  Something I'm the sure the Myans will be doing at the end of this year

[Caesar dude]

 This Dude got it right:

"As for all your latest Mayan discoveries and poems, I want to hear every word of it if you want to transmit it, or tell it when we meet, but don?t expect me to get excited by anything anymore."
― Jack Kerouac

[brother_erwin]

Well, I don't want to give the impression that this is a New Year's resolution exactly but yes I do intend to do less and idle more.

BE

[Hominid]

How about just makin' it above ground for another year? X-)

[brother_erwin]

That's a good point, that is, Hominid!

[Dave]

I was making some man, but coming back to the company of you dudes straightened me out