The Anti-Dude?

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

caucasian

[meekon5]

J?

[greatspiritmonk]

Or whathaveyou. 

[FuckinA]

Cool topic, man!
Could it be that there are many anti-dudes, you know, like fascists, reactionaries, pederasts, pornographers, expresident Bush, camelfuckers etc?

[DigitalBuddha]

What are your opinions on this matter? What is the Ying to the Dudes yang? Who actively defies the Dude?

The Dude can't be balanced out. The Dude is the balance. Consider your mind blown.

Is that some kind of Eastern thing?

[The Strumpet]

Sillies! I'm the one that the Dude could never catch! While the Dude was stranded roadside, I was breezin' by in my red convertible, singin' "Viva Las Vegas" along with Elvis! Despite never having a driving lesson and having  all ten happy little toes!

While the Dude was confronting my hubby, I was strippin' down and dancin' nekkid on the lawn. That uptight Brandt was too happy to pick up my discarded miniskirt.

Now, that, my friends, is Dudeism! Just abide.

Bunny Knutsen Lebowski

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

Yeah, but you're probably missing Moorhead...

You know I always wanted to ask if your name is Knutsen (as heard in the movie) or Gunderson as in the online scripts. Or is there some explanation my mind is not limber enough, to uh, you know, get it. Maybe I am not privy to the new shit.

[The Strumpet]

Funny you should ask. Ma was a Gunderson (of the Fago Gundersons) then she married Pa (for the farm his folks say) so dependant upon whose side I was takin' in a fight between 'em, I'd just, y'know, switch.

But that got tired and I split for H'wood and, well, the rest is history! Or Herstory as my step-daughter, in the parlance of our times, would say.

It's just real funny, y'know? How everybody thinks that the bowling stoner is the bIg Lebowski, when all along it's me. But, hey, whatever, man. It's, y'know, cool that he's gettin' all the glory, what with his own religion an' all. He did try'n save me an' all, when he thought I was kidnapped. Hell, those nihllists couldn't organize a hayride, much less a kidnapping!!

Made me laaauugh when Brendt got soused on a Sloe Gin and spilled the whoooole story!!

So it's Knutsen-Lebowski or just Bunny if your into the whole, y'know, brevity thing. Your a real gentleman for asking.

[The Strumpet]

Oopsie! That should say FARGO    not Fago!!!

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

Well thats fucking interesting, my thinking about the case has become up-tight.

There are actually more Lebowski's than the Big L (men cry too), and Little L (the dude). (false dichotomy)

There is also Maude and you (the royal "you" in the parlance of this role playing situation) So the title of the movie may refer to the royal you, and not Mr. tattoo it on your forehead. That is interesting. Because lets not forget, lets not fucking forget, the title of the movie may refer more to where the hero ends up than the story we are about to unfold, if you follow me so far. And we do see that many don't go anywhere, Donny dies, undies are never recovered, but could be in the sequel...

Anyway tell us more about Fargo when its your time and place. Sounds like a nice place for Maude to raise a little lebowski on the way...

[The Strumpet]

ahhh...the familial manse, at it were. Why, there a cabin with a rolltop desk and a happy little tire swing out back....

Uh, wait.

Uh, Pete, it's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.

Hmmm....he's bonafide! Nope, not it either. Wrong fuckin' movie. But utterly quotable, no?

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

yes bona fides, I know what movie you are chanting, you siren...
be away before I am a toad

[The Strumpet]

I never did turn Pete into a horny toad. Just luvved 'im up some.

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

your tricks do no evil
here, lest denial
barest y'scorn breast
and yon shame is mine

[The Strumpet]

Swoon!!!