Spent almost every day for 4 years in a bowling alley....

[Turtle]

Just sayin, I know about bowling, I used to work in one, I was a mechanic there, fixed the machines, oiled the lanes, etc. The bowling alley was like home, so I can totally relate.

I mean think about it, everytime the dude tries to relax in his place, somebody busts in and fucks him up.
The bowling alley is home, man, thats where he's safe, he's in his element, only thing he needs to worry about is Jesus Quintana runnin his mouth, but that guys a pervert anyway.

[Andrea D.]

You was a mechanic in a bowling alley, man that's cool 

[Turtle]

Yes, I was also a roadie for Metallica, Speed of Sound tour, bunch of assholes...

seriously tho, yes i was a mechanic on pinsetters, they were old school Brunswicks
and they kept breaking down all the time.

...and then a little of this and a little of that, my career's slowed down a bit lately.

[SmokeytheBuddha]

They keep playing "Freebird" on the jukebox on the local bowling alley. Fucking fascists.

[Turtle]

I had my own music in the back.
Had my own office and my own workshop in the back too.

If nothing was happening, would just put on some music and kick it, chill.
Shift was usually about 3pm to 11 or 12. So I could sleep in.
Was pretty cruise, except for the irritating fact that I have to be there all the time,
and the noise is pretty loud in the back.

Other than that it wasn't a bad way to pay the bills and buy caucasians and oat sodas.
Was about $1500 a month.

But like I said my career's slowed down a bit, unemployed now, and broke, sucks.

[Andrea D.]

That's bumer man, a bumer.

[DigitalBuddha]

C'mon Donny, lets get us a lane.

[Turtle]

yeah u know what else is a bummer....

my fucking laptop fucking died on me today and its less that a year old.
just went black and wouldnt turn on again no matter what i did.
fucking Dell, fucking amateurs.

had all my business papers on it.

[El r0mserino]

yeah u know what else is a bummer....

my fucking laptop fucking died on me today and its less that a year old.
just went black and wouldnt turn on again no matter what i did.
fucking Dell, fucking amateurs.

had all my business papers on it.

This is a bummer, man.

[DigitalBuddha]

yeah u know what else is a bummer....

my fucking laptop fucking died on me today and its less that a year old.
just went black and wouldnt turn on again no matter what i did.
fucking Dell, fucking amateurs.

had all my business papers on it.

Uh, yeah. Its ah, probably a vagrant, slept on your laptop.  Or maybe just used it as a toilet, and moved on.

Fucking Dell, fucking nazis!!

[Turtle]

Laptop is back! Fucking motherboard.
Fucking Quintana, that creep can roll.

(Dont hurt yourself looking for a connection, that was just some random LSD flashback trip talk)

By the way, those "fantasies" in the movie, are they caused by residual LSD in the Dude's system stored
in the fat cells by chance?

[Andrea D.]

Say Turtle, now that your laptop is back maybe you'll need a good dudeist wallpaper.

http://www.thedudeshouse.com/

[Turtle]

Thanks dudette. Nice work, nice wallpapers, very thorough.