Airduster, Kids, Reactinaries, and jail. And a wallmart life ban.

[JonseyMcFly]

For all the stupid shit i'v done. This isnt even the tops. But as my luck has it this is what i got caught for. Air-duster gives you this weird buzz. But also affects your voice like helium, Walked around wallmart with it. Talking to people in the weird voice. Tell a kid not to do drug when he see me. Ask me if i am on drugs. I tell him for no good reason yes. Then i couldnt see straigh for a few. Like i looked into the sun. Triped over a bra stand. Aparantly i wonderd into the girls section in my blindness. Then i walked out. My freind get pulled over for a tail light. get questiond. He ask do you think telling a kid your on drugs is funny. This is after he as been an ass. And i'm not good at just listening to asses. So i go to jail. Which was boreing. But i got the padded cell. So i threw my self around for a few. Then moved to genral population.

Thats just back story. It took 6 cops to pull us over. Each one of them a reactinary of highest standards. Then in booking when asked my religeous preferance the cop Refused to put dudeism down.

[Landshark]

Then in booking when asked my religeous preferance the cop Refused to put dudeism down.

Sounds like a lawsuit.

[JonseyMcFly]

Sounds like a lawsuit.

Not worth the effort man, Not in red neck no were.
I just want to be done with them.

[DigitalBuddha]

For all the stupid shit i'v done. This isnt even the tops. But as my luck has it this is what i got caught for. Air-duster gives you this weird buzz. But also affects your voice like helium, Walked around wallmart with it. Talking to people in the weird voice. Tell a kid not to do drug when he see me. Ask me if i am on drugs. I tell him for no good reason yes. Then i couldnt see straigh for a few. Like i looked into the sun. Triped over a bra stand. Aparantly i wonderd into the girls section in my blindness. Then i walked out. My freind get pulled over for a tail light. get questiond. He ask do you think telling a kid your on drugs is funny. This is after he as been an ass. And i'm not good at just listening to asses. So i go to jail. Which was boreing. But i got the padded cell. So i threw my self around for a few. Then moved to genral population.

Thats just back story. It took 6 cops to pull us over. Each one of them a reactinary of highest standards. Then in booking when asked my religeous preferance the cop Refused to put dudeism down.

Welcome to our beach community, dude. Pull up a rug and join the party.

[meekon5]

Then in booking when asked my religeous preferance the cop Refused to put dudeism down.

Direct contravention of a basic human right, it would be fun to see if one of those "no win no fee" lawyers would pick that one up.



The answer to his refusal is quite easy, just ask him "Would you refuse if I was a Muslim?"

(I can see the headlines now - Dudeist beaten to death by local police after questioning refusal to not list religion as "Dudeist")

[BikerDude]

This is the best post I've read in years!
I thought I had some stories.
Man oh Man. I can say for sure that I never got dusted and tripped over a bra stand.
"Wandered into the girls section while blind."

LMFAO!
My hat is off.

[cakebelly]

Lingerie Escapade http://youtu.be/foFXj7pEj4g

[cckeiser]

For all the stupid shit i'v done. This isnt even the tops. But as my luck has it this is what i got caught for. Air-duster gives you this weird buzz. But also affects your voice like helium, Walked around wallmart with it. Talking to people in the weird voice. Tell a kid not to do drug when he see me. Ask me if i am on drugs. I tell him for no good reason yes. Then i couldnt see straigh for a few. Like i looked into the sun. Triped over a bra stand. Aparantly i wonderd into the girls section in my blindness. Then i walked out. My freind get pulled over for a tail light. get questiond. He ask do you think telling a kid your on drugs is funny. This is after he as been an ass. And i'm not good at just listening to asses. So i go to jail. Which was boreing. But i got the padded cell. So i threw my self around for a few. Then moved to genral population.

Thats just back story. It took 6 cops to pull us over. Each one of them a reactinary of highest standards. Then in booking when asked my religeous preferance the cop Refused to put dudeism down.

If I haven't said this before...I dig your style dude.

[JonseyMcFly]

Direct contravention of a basic human right, it would be fun to see if one of those "no win no fee" lawyers would pick that one up.



The answer to his refusal is quite easy, just ask him "Would you refuse if I was a Muslim?"

(I can see the headlines now - Dudeist beaten to death by local police after questioning refusal to not list religion as "Dudeist")

O the things we think of after the fact.

This is the best post I've read in years!
I thought I had some stories.
Man oh Man. I can say for sure that I never got dusted and tripped over a bra stand.
"Wandered into the girls section while blind."

LMFAO!
My hat is off.

If I haven't said this before...I dig your style dude.

Thank you, I'm glad there is people that can Apreciate a good story. Instead of just call me retarded or so!

[JonseyMcFly]

Lingerie Escapade http://youtu.be/foFXj7pEj4g

I am know addicted to this father ted.

[Yvelysse]

For all the stupid shit i'v done.

I'm of the mind to say your quite normal >.>! No Joke no lie.
Just one lil thing, erm work on the clumsiness >.<