who micturated on the fucking (bathroom) rug, man?

hannahdude · April 30, 2011, 09:44:14 PM

fuck! I DID!
oh wow, a whole other level has been reached here. i peed on my own fucking rug, man, a rug i loved , a big-ass bathroom rug, took up the whole bathroom and i found it at the thrift store and it really really tied the bathroom together man and i fucking peed on it, man!
i'm NOT house-broken! does that make me totally dude or very un-dude.....

some men feel uncomfortable just hearing the word.

Caesar dude · May 01, 2011, 03:54:52 PM

Oh my!

Would just love to hear more! PMSL

Peace dude.

hannahdude · May 01, 2011, 04:40:10 PM

god, does this make ME woo? am i my own china-man?
oops, asian-american, please.

Caesar dude · May 01, 2011, 06:41:45 PM

Nope this makes you a filthy mare who not only pees on her rug during an act of self coitus but then tells the dude world about it!

Gotta love all of the above!

DigitalBuddha · May 01, 2011, 07:26:34 PM

Quote from: hannahdude on April 30, 2011, 09:44:14 PM
fuck! I DID!
oh wow, a whole other level has been reached here. i peed on my own fucking rug, man, a rug i loved , a big-ass bathroom rug, took up the whole bathroom and i found it at the thrift store and it really really tied the bathroom together man and i fucking peed on it, man!
i'm NOT house-broken! does that make me totally dude or very un-dude.....it was NOT intentional, ,let me just say, but i couldnt help myself. (orgasm,) say no more, wink wink nudge nudge.

That's a bummer, man.

Quaker Dude · May 06, 2011, 02:22:36 AM

Don't despair, Hannahdude. This stuff happens sometimes. I personally have experienced this weird thing where my pee stream splits in two or more directions, sometimes affecting the wall and even the rug on occasion. As I'm a dude of the male persuasion and usually STANDING when this happens, it's always a most heinously unwelcome event. I don't know if something is amiss with ye olde urethra or what. But either way, it sucks.

karmatso · May 08, 2011, 11:13:18 AM

I know how hard it is to find that one rug that really ties everything together, but if you don't want to keep this one, there are others out there.

Do not try to find the rug, the rug will find you.

BikerDude · May 11, 2011, 05:00:09 PM

Knowing that makes me uncomfortable.
Yet I refer to my rod or johnson.

Lao Dude · May 12, 2011, 10:57:52 AM

at least your cat never peed on your rug...sometimes I think it would be better to own an amphibious rodent..as I do not live in the city limits..i can have one for domestic purposes..

4weeddude · May 13, 2011, 04:37:10 PM

LOL.... TURDYDUDE