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[Caesar dude]

Hi Strumpet Dude. I've got a thousand dollars.  But Brandt can't watch. 

[brandt]

I'm going to have to, ah, tender my resignation. Your mother .. well its complicated...

Please don't call her my mother, I was just watching (her), while feeding the monkey who did'nt have the necessary means. Let's not split hairs, here. And please NEAL the correct nomenclature is "fuckin' slut stepmother" Am I wrong?

[brandt]

I'm going to have to, ah, tender my resignation. Your mother .. well its complicated...

Please don't call her my mother, I was just watching (her), while feeding the monkey who did'nt have the necessary means. Let's not split hairs, here. And please NEAL the correct nomenclature is "fuckin' slut stepmother" Am I wrong?

[The Strumpet]

Hi Strumpet Dude. I've got a thousand dollars.  But Brandt can't watch. 

Well... thanks, I think. But I'm not a dude, per se, just dude-like in my persuing the, y'know, American dream of listening to bowling cassettes or what-have-you while lying on some rich phony's unmicterated rug, man.

Beverage?

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

Hi Strumpet Dude. I've got a thousand dollars.  But Brandt can't watch. 

Well... thanks, I think. But I'm not a dude, per se, just dude-like in my persuing the, y'know, American dream of listening to bowling cassettes or what-have-you while lying on some rich phony's unmicterated rug, man.

Beverage?

Okay dude, you're a dudette, Andrea's a dudette, that's terrific, I'm very busy* so what can I do for you?

beverage is low cost non-union beer brewed in the rockies, oops the shadow of the Rocky Mountains. apparently that's different.

(*  like someone who was actually busy would hang out here. I have free time. I worked for it, and I had buddies die face down in the muck so we can enjoy free time. Yet my son is a dunce)

[Moraycup]

Hi guys new dudeist here, recently saw the volkswagen advert at the start of the cinema and felt inspired.

Love you all

[Caesar dude]

Okay dude, you're a dudette, Andrea's a dudette, that's terrific,

New shit has come to light. Check (in fact chick ) out the Dudespaper for an article by Rev. Diana (Diva) Diaz. Where she explains the correct nomenclature.

And Strumpet Dude you sure sound Dudelike to me..

Love n light.

[Rev. Ed C]

Okay dude, you're a dudette, Andrea's a dudette, that's terrific,

New shit has come to light. Check (in fact chick ) out the Dudespaper for an article by Rev. Diana (Diva) Diaz. Where she explains the correct nomenclature.

That sure is true, Rev. DD put it well in that article.  But, of course, it is Andrea Dudette's right to refer to herself as she wishes.  I can abide a Dude called Dudette.  Dudette by name, Dude by nature

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

I'm sorry if I misnomenclatured one of my fellow reverends.

I'll pay penitence by having an oat soda with coffee creamer powder instead of half-n-half. Twice.

[FuckinA]

~Ehm... Lightweight... Isn't an oat soda, like, beer? Don't punish the beer, man! That's totally undude!

[meekon5]

~Ehm... Lightweight... Isn't an oat soda, like, beer? Don't punish the beer, man! That's totally undude!

Yeh Ed creamer in beer tends to curdle (so would half and half), don't punish yourself that much.

[Caesar dude]

I'm sorry if I misnomenclatured one of my fellow reverends.

Oh man don't kill the beer lightweight......In My capacity as a Dudeist Reverand I absolve you of all wrongdoing. No penance my friend. Mark it 8 man. 

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

I meant, uh, was that a caucasian?  maybe Jackie mixed it.
nothings fucked here. except me. I'm unemployed.

[FuckinA]

What's wrong with being unemployed?

[Caesar dude]

Hi guys new dudeist here, recently saw the volkswagen advert at the start of the cinema and felt inspired.

Hey man in all this confusion I just realised that no one has said welcome to ya dude. Bars over there mate, Caucasion or oat soda?